Standards|NNP An|DT American|NNP ,|, traveling|VBG on|IN a|DT train|NN in|IN Europe|NNP ,|, met|VBD a|DT Cuban|JJ tobacco|NN grower|NN ,|, a|DT Russian|JJ vodka|NN distiller|NN and|CC a|DT lawyer|NN .|. While|IN they|PRP were|VBD talking|VBG business|NN ,|, the|DT Cuban|JJ took|VBD out|IN four|CD cigars|NNS and|CC passed|VBD them|PRP around|IN .|. 
After|IN lighting|VBG his|PRP$ own|JJ cigar|NN ,|, the|DT Cuban|JJ took|VBD one|CD drag|VB and|CC then|RB threw|VBD it|PRP out|RP the|DT window|NN ,|, explaining|VBG that|IN cigars|NNS were|VBD of|IN no|DT consequence|NN in|IN his|PRP$ country|NN since|IN there|EX was|VBD such|JJ an|DT abundance|NN of|IN them|PRP .|. 
After|IN dinner|NN ,|, the|DT Russian|JJ passed|VBN out|RP bottles|NNS of|IN vodka|NN .|. 
After|IN taking|VBG just|RB one|CD swig|NN ,|, he|PRP threw|VBD the|DT bottle|NN out|RP the|DT window|NN ,|, explaining|VBG that|DT vodka|NN was|VBD of|IN no|DT consequence|NN since|IN ,|, in|IN Russia|NNP ,|, it|PRP was|VBD so|RB plentiful|JJ .|. 
The|DT American|JJ businessman|NN sat|VBD in|IN quiet|JJ contemplation|NN for|IN several|JJ minutes|NNS then|RB arose|VBD and|CC threw|VBD the|DT lawyer|NN out|RP the|DT window|NN .|. 

If|IN You|PRP Must|MD ...|... A|DT vampire|NN bat|NN came|VBD flapping|VBG in|IN from|IN the|DT night|NN covered|VBN in|IN fresh|JJ blood|NN and|CC parked|VBD himself|PRP on|IN the|DT roof|NN of|IN the|DT cave|NN to|TO get|VB some|DT sleep|NN .|. 
Pretty|NNP soon|RB all|PDT the|DT other|JJ bats|NNS smelled|VBD the|DT blood|NN and|CC began|VBD hassling|VBG him|PRP about|IN where|WRB he|PRP got|VBD it|PRP .|. 
He|PRP told|VBD them|PRP to|TO knock|VB it|PRP off|RP and|CC let|VB him|PRP get|VB some|DT sleep|NN but|CC they|PRP persisted|VBD in|IN hassling|VBG him|PRP to|TO no|DT end|NN until|IN finally|RB he|PRP gave|VBD in|IN .|. 
"|'' OK|JJ !|. "|'' he|PRP said|VBD with|IN exasperation|NN ,|, "|'' Follow|VB me|PRP .|. "|'' 
and|CC he|PRP flew|VBD out|IN of|IN the|DT cave|NN with|IN hundreds|NNS of|IN bats|NNS following|VBG close|NN behind|IN him|PRP 
.|. Down|IN through|IN the|DT valley|NN they|PRP went|VBD ,|, across|IN the|DT river|NN and|CC into|IN the|DT deep|JJ forest|NN .|. 
Finally|RB he|PRP slowed|VBD down|RB and|CC all|PDT the|DT other|JJ bats|NNS excitedly|RB gathered|VBD around|IN him|PRP .|. 
"|'' Do|VBP you|PRP see|VBP that|DT tree|NN over|IN there|RB ?|. "|'' he|PRP asked|VBD .|. 
"|'' Yes|UH ,|, yes|UH ,|, yes|UH !|. "|'' the|DT other|JJ bats|NNS all|DT screamed|VBD in|IN a|DT frenzy|NN .|. 
"|'' Good|JJ ,|, "|'' said|VBD the|DT first|JJ bat|NN ,|, "|'' Because|IN I|PRP DID|NNP N'T|RB !|. "|'' 

666|CD (|( Which|WDT is|VBZ the|DT number|NN of|IN the|DT Anti-Christ|NNP )|) There|EX is|VBZ something|NN very|RB sinister|JJ about|IN this|DT .|. 
666|CD is|VBZ exactly|RB 2.138|CD times|NNS the|DT height|NN of|IN the|DT pyramid|NN of|IN Cheops|NNP and|CC if|IN we|PRP multiply|VBP the|DT height|NN of|IN the|DT pyramid|NN by|IN 3.36|CD million|CD ,|, we|PRP get|VBP the|DT EXACT|NNP ,|, let|VB me|PRP repeat|NN that|IN -|: EXACT|NNP -|: distance|NN to|TO the|DT moon|NN .|. 
This|DT next|JJ part|NN is|VBZ much|RB more|JJR than|IN mere|JJ coincidence|NN :|: if|IN you|PRP drop|VBP the|DT zeros|NNS off|RP 3.36|CD million|CD and|CC then|RB add|VB the|DT first|JJ 3|CD to|TO the|DT 36|CD ,|, you|PRP get|VBP a|DT figure|NN which|WDT is|VBZ EXACTLY|NNP equal|JJ to|TO the|DT age|NN that|IN Bill|NNP Gates|NNP would|MD have|VB been|VBN on|IN his|PRP$ 39th|CD birthday|NN .|. 
This|DT provides|VBZ CONCLUSIVE|NNP proof|NN that|IN Bill|NNP Gates|NNP is|VBZ either|CC an|DT extraterrestrial|JJ or|CC a|DT pyramid|NN .|. 

Copyright|NNP Explained|NNP When|WRB you|PRP write|VBP copy|NN you|PRP have|VBP the|DT right|NN to|TO copyright|NN the|DT copy|NN you|PRP write|VBP ,|, if|IN the|DT copy|NN is|VBZ right|JJ .|. 
If|IN however|RB ,|, your|PRP$ copy|NN falls|VBZ over|IN ,|, you|PRP must|MD right|NN your|PRP$ copy|NN .|. 
If|IN you|PRP write|VBP religious|JJ services|NNS you|PRP write|VBP rite|NN ,|, and|CC have|VBP the|DT right|NN to|TO copyright|NN the|DT rite|NN you|PRP write|VBP .|. 
Very|RB conservative|JJ people|NNS write|VBP right|JJ copy|NN ,|, and|CC have|VBP the|DT right|NN to|TO copyright|NN the|DT right|JJ copy|NN they|PRP write|VBP .|. 
A|DT right|JJ wing|NN cleric|JJ would|MD write|VB right|JJ rite|NN ,|, and|CC has|VBZ the|DT right|NN to|TO copyright|NN the|DT right|JJ rite|NN he|PRP has|VBZ the|DT right|NN to|TO write|VB .|. 
His|PRP$ editor|NN has|VBZ the|DT job|NN of|IN making|VBG the|DT right|JJ rite|NN copy|NN right|NN before|IN the|DT copyright|NN can|MD be|VB right|JJ .|. 
Should|MD Mr|NNP Wright|NNP decide|VBP to|TO write|VB right|JJ rite|NN ,|, then|RB Wright|NNP would|MD write|VB right|JJ rite|NN ,|, which|WDT Wright|NNP has|VBZ the|DT right|NN to|TO copyright|NN .|. 
Duplicating|VBG that|DT rite|NN would|MD copy|VB Wright|NNP right|JJ rite|NN ,|, and|CC violate|VB copyright|NN ,|, which|WDT Wright|NNP would|MD have|VB the|DT right|NN to|TO right|JJ .|. 
Right|RB ?|. 

Old|NNP Hermit|NNP An|DT old|JJ guy|NN who|WP 'd|MD spent|VBD his|PRP$ whole|JJ life|NN as|IN a|DT recluse|NN in|IN the|DT desert|NN goes|VBZ to|TO visit|VB a|DT friend|NN .|. 
He|PRP 'd|MD never|RB seen|VBN a|DT train|NN in|IN his|PRP$ life|NN ,|, but|CC on|IN his|PRP$ way|NN he|PRP happens|VBZ upon|IN a|DT railroad|NN track|NN .|. 
Standing|VBG alongside|IN the|DT track|NN ,|, wondering|VBG what|WP the|DT heck|NN it|PRP was|VBD ,|, he|PRP hears|VBZ a|DT loud|JJ whistle|VBP .|. 
Looking|VBG around|IN ,|, he|PRP sees|VBZ a|DT train|NN bearing|NN down|RB on|IN him|PRP like|VBP something|NN out|IN of|IN the|DT Apocalypse|NNP .|. 
The|DT train|NN just|RB nudges|NNS him|PRP a|DT glancing|VBG blow|NN ,|, but|CC it|PRP still|RB flips|VBZ him|PRP into|IN an|DT arroyo|NN ,|, where|WRB his|PRP$ head|NN smacks|VBZ up|RB against|IN a|DT rock|NN and|CC knocks|VBZ him|PRP colder|JJR '|POS n|NN a|DT witch|NN 's|POS heart|NN .|. 
A|DT while|NN later|RB he|PRP gets|VBZ up|RB ,|, tenderly|RB feeling|VBG the|DT bump|NN on|IN his|PRP$ head|NN and|CC shrugging|VBG off|IN the|DT dust|NN ,|, and|CC continues|VBZ onto|IN his|PRP$ friend|NN 's|POS house|NN ,|, the|DT whole|JJ time|NN wondering|VBG what|WP the|DT devil|NN that|IN big|JJ darn|NN thing|NN was|VBD that|IN nearly|RB killed|VBD him|PRP .|. 
His|PRP$ friend|NN greets|VBZ him|PRP ,|, puts|VBZ on|IN a|DT kettle|NN of|IN tea|NN ,|, and|CC they|PRP start|VBP swapping|VBG old|JJ lies|VBZ .|. 
A|DT few|JJ minutes|NNS later|RB ,|, the|DT tea|NN kettle|NN starts|VBZ whistling|VBG like|IN crazy|JJ on|IN the|DT stove|NN and|CC the|DT hermit|NN jumps|NNS up|RB in|IN a|DT panic|NN ,|, grabs|NNS a|DT chair|NN and|CC pounds|NNS the|DT whistling|VBG tea|NN kettle|NN flatter|NN '|'' n|NN a|DT pancake|NN .|. 
Amazed|NNP ,|, his|PRP$ friend|NN asks|VBZ ,|, "|'' What|WP the|DT hell|NN did|VBD you|PRP do|VB that|DT for|RP ?|. "|'' 
The|DT hermit|NN says|VBZ ,|, "|'' Man|NN ,|, those|DT suckers|NNS 're|VBP dangerous|JJ .|. You|PRP gotta|VB kill|VB 'em|PRP when|WRB they|PRP 're|VBP small|JJ !|. "|'' 

Every|DT Morning|NNP Every|DT morning|NN an|DT antelope|NNS wakes|NNS up|RP knowing|VBG it|PRP has|VBZ to|TO outrun|NN the|DT fastest|JJS cougar|NN or|CC it|PRP will|MD be|VB killed|VBN .|. 
Every|DT morning|NN a|DT cougar|NN wakes|NNS up|RP knowing|VBG it|PRP has|VBZ to|TO outrun|NN the|DT slowest|JJS antelope|NNS or|CC it|PRP will|MD starve|VB .|. 
So|RB ,|, whether|IN you|PRP 're|VBP a|DT cougar|NN or|CC an|DT antelope|NNS ,|, when|WRB the|DT sun|NN comes|VBZ up|RB ,|, you|PRP 'd|MD better|JJR hit|VB the|DT ground|NN running|VBG 
.|. 
Comin|NNP '|POS and|CC Goin|NNP '|POS There|EX 's|VBZ this|DT guy|NN who|WP had|VBD been|VBN lost|VBN and|CC walking|VBG in|IN the|DT desert|NN for|IN about|IN 2|CD weeks|NNS .|. 
One|CD hot|JJ day|NN ,|, he|PRP sees|VBZ the|DT home|NN of|IN a|DT missionary|JJ .|. 
Tired|NNP and|CC weak|JJ ,|, he|PRP crawls|VBZ up|IN to|TO the|DT house|NN and|CC collapses|VBZ on|IN the|DT doorstep|NN .|. 
The|DT missionary|JJ finds|VBZ him|PRP and|CC nurses|NNS him|PRP back|RB to|TO health|NN .|. 
Feeling|VBG better|JJR ,|, the|DT man|NN asks|VBZ the|DT missionary|JJ for|IN directions|NNS to|TO the|DT nearest|JJS town|NN .|. 
On|IN his|PRP$ way|NN out|RP the|DT back|NN door|NN ,|, he|PRP sees|VBZ this|DT horse|NN .|. 
He|PRP goes|VBZ back|RB into|IN the|DT house|NN and|CC asks|VBZ the|DT missionary|JJ ,|, "|'' Could|MD I|PRP borrow|VB your|PRP$ horse|NN and|CC give|VB it|PRP back|RB when|WRB I|PRP reach|VBP the|DT town|NN ?|. "|'' 
The|DT missionary|JJ says|VBZ ,|, "|'' Sure|RB but|CC there|EX is|VBZ a|DT special|JJ thing|NN about|IN this|DT horse|NN .|. 
You|PRP have|VBP to|TO say|VB '|POS Thank|VB God|NNP '|POS to|TO make|NN it|PRP go|VB and|CC '|POS Amen|UH '|POS to|TO make|NN it|PRP stop|VB .|. "|'' 
Not|RB paying|VBG much|JJ attention|NN ,|, the|DT man|NN says|VBZ ,|, "|'' Sure|RB ,|, OK|JJ .|. "|'' 
So|IN he|PRP gets|VBZ on|IN the|DT horse|NN and|CC says|VBZ ,|, "|'' Thank|VB God|NNP "|'' and|CC the|DT horse|NN starts|VBZ walking|VBG .|. 
Then|RB he|PRP says|VBZ ,|, "|'' Thank|VB God|NNP ,|, thank|VB God|NNP ,|, "|'' and|CC the|DT horse|NN starts|VBZ trotting|VBG .|. 
Feeling|VBG really|RB brave|JJ ,|, the|DT man|NN says|VBZ ,|, "|'' Thank|VB God|NNP ,|, thank|VB God|NNP ,|, thank|VB God|NNP ,|, thank|VB God|NNP ,|, thank|VB God|NNP "|'' and|CC the|DT horse|NN just|RB about|IN takes|VBZ off|RP .|. 
Pretty|NNP soon|RB he|PRP sees|VBZ this|DT cliff|NN coming|VBG up|RP and|CC he|PRP 's|VBZ doing|VBG everything|NN he|PRP can|MD to|TO make|VB the|DT horse|NN stop|NN .|. 
"|'' Whoa|NNP ,|, stop|VB ,|, hold|VB on|IN !|. !|. !|. !|. 
"|'' Finally|RB he|PRP remembers|VBZ ,|, "|'' Amen|UH !|. !|. "|'' and|CC the|DT horse|NN skids|NNS to|TO a|DT stop|NN 4|CD inches|NNS from|IN the|DT edge|NN of|IN the|DT cliff|NN .|. 
The|DT man|NN sinks|NNS slowly|RB back|RB into|IN the|DT saddle|NN ,|, sighs|NNS deeply|RB ,|, and|CC lets|VBZ out|RP a|DT heartfelt|JJ ,|, "|'' Thank|VB God|NNP "|'' 

SPCA|NNP not|RB needed|VBD …|NN .|. .|. The|DT Lone|NNP Ranger|NNP and|CC Tonto|NNP walked|VBD into|IN a|DT bar|NN and|CC sat|VBD down|RB to|TO drink|VB a|DT beer|NN .|. 
After|IN a|DT few|JJ minutes|NNS ,|, a|DT big|JJ tall|JJ cowboy|NN walked|VBD in|IN and|CC said|VBD "|'' Who|WP owns|VBZ the|DT big|JJ white|JJ horse|NN outside|IN ?|. "|'' 
The|DT Lone|NNP Ranger|NNP stood|VBD up|RB ,|, hitched|VBN his|PRP$ gun|NN belt|NN ,|, and|CC said|VBD ,|, "|'' I|PRP do|VBP ...|... Why|WRB ?|. "|'' 
The|DT cowboy|NN looked|VBD at|IN the|DT Lone|NNP Ranger|NNP and|CC said|VBD ,|, "|'' I|PRP just|RB thought|VBD you|PRP 'd|MD like|VB to|TO know|VB that|IN your|PRP$ horse|NN is|VBZ about|IN dead|JJ outside|IN !|. "|'' 
The|DT Lone|NNP Ranger|NNP and|CC Tonto|NNP rushed|VBD outside|IN and|CC sure|JJ enough|JJ Silver|NN was|VBD ready|JJ to|TO die|VB from|IN heat|NN exhaustion|NN .|. 
The|DT Lone|NNP Ranger|NNP got|VBD the|DT horse|NN water|NN and|CC soon|RB Silver|NN was|VBD starting|VBG to|TO feel|VB a|DT little|JJ better|JJR .|. 
The|DT Lone|NNP Ranger|NNP turned|VBD to|TO Tonto|NNP and|CC said|VBD ,|, "|'' Tonto|NNP ,|, I|PRP want|VBP you|PRP to|TO run|VB around|IN Silver|NN and|CC see|VB if|IN you|PRP can|MD create|VB enough|RB of|IN a|DT breeze|NN to|TO make|VB him|PRP start|VB to|TO feel|VB better|JJR .|. "|'' 
Tonto|NNP said|VBD ,|, "|'' Sure|RB ,|, Kemosabe|NNP "|'' and|CC took|VBD off|RP ,|, running|VBG circles|NNS around|IN Silver|NN .|. 
Not|RB able|JJ to|TO do|VB anything|NN else|RB but|CC wait|VB ,|, the|DT Lone|NNP Ranger|NNP returned|VBD to|TO the|DT bar|NN to|TO finish|VB his|PRP$ drink|NN .|. 
A|DT few|JJ minutes|NNS later|RB ,|, another|DT cowboy|NN struts|NNS into|IN the|DT bar|NN and|CC asks|VBZ ,|, "|'' Who|WP owns|VBZ that|IN big|JJ white|JJ horse|NN outside|IN ?|. "|'' 
The|DT Lone|NNP Ranger|NNP stands|VBZ again|RB ,|, and|CC claims|NNS ,|, "|'' I|PRP do|VBP ,|, what|WP 's|VBZ wrong|JJ with|IN him|PRP this|DT time|NN ?|. "|'' 
The|DT cowboy|NN looks|VBZ him|PRP right|NN in|IN the|DT eye|NN and|CC says|VBZ ,|, "|'' Nothing|NN ,|, but|CC you|PRP left|VBD your|PRP$ Injun|NNP runnin|NN '|'' .|. "|'' 

More|JJR Attention|NN In|IN an|DT effort|NN to|TO motivate|VB the|DT boy|NN into|IN focusing|VBG more|JJR attention|NN on|IN his|PRP$ schoolwork|NN ,|, the|DT father|NN said|VBD to|TO his|PRP$ son|NN ,|, "|'' When|WRB Abe|NNP Lincoln|NNP was|VBD your|PRP$ age|NN ,|, he|PRP was|VBD studying|VBG books|NNS by|IN the|DT light|NN from|IN the|DT fireplace|NN .|. "|'' 
And|CC the|DT son|NN 's|POS reply|NN ,|, "|'' Dad|NNP ,|, when|WRB Abe|NNP Lincoln|NNP was|VBD your|PRP$ age|NN ,|, he|PRP was|VBD The|DT President|NNP of|IN The|DT United|NNP States|NNPS !|. !|. !|. "|'' 

