Do|VBP This|DT ........|. 1|CD -|: When|WRB computing|NN ,|, whatever|WDT happens|VBZ ,|, behave|VB as|IN though|IN you|PRP meant|VBD it|PRP to|TO happen|VB .|. 
2|CD -|: When|WRB you|PRP get|VBP to|TO the|DT point|NN where|WRB you|PRP really|RB understand|VBP your|PRP$ computer|NN ,|, then|RB it|PRP 's|VBZ definitely|RB obsolete|JJ .|. 
3|CD -|: The|DT first|JJ place|NN to|TO look|VB for|IN information|NN is|VBZ in|IN the|DT section|NN of|IN the|DT manual|JJ where|WRB you|PRP least|JJS expect|VBP to|TO find|VB it|PRP .|. 
4|CD -|: When|WRB the|DT going|VBG gets|VBZ tough|JJ ,|, upgrade|VB .|. 
5|CD -|: For|IN every|DT action|NN there|EX is|VBZ an|DT equal|JJ and|CC opposite|JJ malfunction|NN 
6|CD -|: To|TO err|VB is|VBZ human|JJ ...|... but|CC to|TO completely|RB screw|NN things|NNS up|RB requires|VBZ a|DT computer|NN .|. 
7|CD -|: He|PRP who|WP laughs|VBZ last|NN has|VBZ already|RB made|VBN a|DT back-up|NN .|. 
8|CD -|: A|DT complex|JJ system|NN that|WDT does|VBZ not|RB work|VB is|VBZ invariably|RB found|VBN to|TO have|VB evolved|VBN from|IN a|DT simpler|JJR system|NN that|WDT worked|VBD just|RB fine|NN .|. 
9|CD -|: The|DT No.|NN 1|CD cause|NN of|IN computer|NN problems|NNS is|VBZ computer|NN solutions|NNS .|. 
10|CD -|: A|DT computer|NN program|NN will|MD always|RB do|VB what|WP you|PRP tell|VBP it|PRP to|TO do|VB ,|, but|CC rarely|RB what|WP you|PRP want|VBP it|PRP to|TO do|VB .|. 

If|IN we|PRP Fail|NNP A|DT customer|NN walks|VBZ into|IN a|DT restaurant|NN and|CC notices|NNS a|DT large|JJ sign|NN on|IN the|DT wall|NN ,|, "|'' $500|NN IF|IN WE|NNP FAIL|NNP TO|TO FILL|NNP YOUR|JJ ORDER|NNP !|. "|'' 
When|WRB his|PRP$ waitress|NN arrives|VBZ ,|, he|PRP orders|VBZ elephant|NN tail|NN on|IN rye|NN .|. 
She|PRP calmly|RB writes|VBZ down|RP his|PRP$ order|NN and|CC walks|VBZ into|IN the|DT kitchen|NN where|WRB all|DT hell|NN breaks|NNS loose|JJ !|. 
The|DT restaurant|NN owner|NN comes|VBZ storming|VBG out|IN of|IN the|DT kitchen|NN .|. 
He|PRP runs|VBZ up|IN to|TO the|DT customer|NN 's|POS table|NN ,|, slaps|VBZ five|CD $100|NN bills|NNS down|RB on|IN it|PRP and|CC says|VBZ ,|, "|'' You|PRP got|VBD me|PRP that|DT time|NN buddy|NN ,|, but|CC I|PRP want|VBP you|PRP to|TO know|VB that|DT 's|VBZ the|DT first|JJ time|NN in|IN ten|CD years|NNS we|PRP 've|VBP been|VBN out|IN of|IN rye|NN bread|NN !|. "|'' 

Do|VBP you|PRP remember|VBP Grandma|NNP and|CC Grandpa|NNP were|VBD sitting|VBG in|IN their|PRP$ porch|NN rockers|NNS watching|VBG the|DT beautiful|JJ sunset|NN and|CC reminiscing|VBG about|IN "|'' the|DT good|JJ old|JJ days|NNS ,|, "|'' when|WRB Grandma|NNP turned|VBD to|TO Grandpa|NNP and|CC said|VBD ,|, "|'' Honey|NNP ,|, do|VBP you|PRP remember|VBP when|WRB we|PRP first|RB started|VBD dating|VBG and|CC you|PRP used|VBD to|TO just|RB casually|RB reach|VB over|RB and|CC take|VB my|PRP$ hand|NN ?|. "|'' 
Grandpa|NNP looked|VBD over|IN at|IN her|PRP$ ,|, smiled|VBD and|CC took|VBD her|PRP$ aged|JJ hand|NN in|IN his|PRP$ .|. 
With|IN a|DT wry|NN little|JJ smile|NN Grandma|NNP pressed|VBD a|DT little|JJ farther|RBR ,|, "|'' Honey|NNP ,|, do|VBP you|PRP remember|VBP how|WRB after|IN we|PRP were|VBD engaged|VBN you|PRP 'd|MD sometimes|RB lean|VB over|RB and|CC suddenly|RB kiss|NNS me|PRP on|IN the|DT cheek|NN ?|. "|'' 
Grandpa|NNP leaned|VBD slowly|RB toward|IN Grandma|NNP and|CC gave|VBD her|PRP$ a|DT lingering|VBG kiss|NNS on|IN her|PRP$ wrinkled|JJ cheek|NN .|. 
Growing|VBG bolder|JJR still|RB ,|, Grandma|NNP said|VBD ,|, "|'' Honey|NNP ,|, do|VBP you|PRP remember|VBP how|WRB ,|, after|IN we|PRP were|VBD first|RB married|VBN ,|, you|PRP 'd|MD kind|NN of|IN nibble|NN on|IN my|PRP$ ear|NN ?|. "|'' 
Grandpa|NNP slowly|RB got|VBD up|RP from|IN his|PRP$ rocker|NN and|CC headed|VBN into|IN the|DT house|NN .|. 
Alarmed|JJ ,|, Grandma|NNP said|VBD ,|, "|'' Honey|NNP ,|, where|WRB are|VBP you|PRP going|VBG ?|. "|'' 
Grandpa|NNP replied|VBD ,|, "|'' To|TO get|VB my|PRP$ teeth|NNS !|. "|'' 

Listening|NNP to|TO the|DT Ground|NNP Two|CD cowboys|NNS come|VBP upon|IN an|DT Indian|JJ lying|VBG on|IN his|PRP$ stomach|NN with|IN his|PRP$ ear|NN to|TO the|DT ground|NN .|. 
One|CD of|IN the|DT cowboys|NNS stops|VBZ and|CC says|VBZ to|TO the|DT other|JJ ,|, "|'' You|PRP see|VBP that|IN Indian|JJ ?|. "|'' 
"|'' Yeah|UH ,|, "|'' says|VBZ the|DT other|JJ cowboy|NN .|. 
"|'' Look|VB ,|, "|'' says|VBZ the|DT first|JJ one|CD ,|, "|'' he|PRP 's|VBZ listening|VBG to|TO the|DT ground|NN .|. 
He|PRP can|MD hear|VB things|NNS for|IN miles|NNS in|IN any|DT direction|NN .|. "|'' 
Just|RB then|RB the|DT Indian|JJ looks|VBZ up|RB .|. 
"|'' Covered|NNP wagon|NN ,|, "|'' he|PRP says|VBZ ,|, "|'' about|IN two|CD miles|NNS away|RB .|. 
Have|VBP two|CD horses|NNS ,|, one|CD brown|JJ ,|, one|CD white|JJ .|. 
Man|NN ,|, woman|NN ,|, child|NN ,|, household|NN effects|NNS in|IN wagon|NN .|. "|'' 
"|'' Incredible|NNP !|. "|'' 
says|VBZ the|DT cowboy|NN to|TO his|PRP$ friend|NN .|. 
"|'' This|DT Indian|JJ knows|VBZ how|WRB far|RB away|RB they|PRP are|VBP ,|, how|WRB many|JJ horses|NNS ,|, what|WP color|NN they|PRP are|VBP ,|, who|WP is|VBZ in|IN the|DT wagon|NN ,|, and|CC what|WP is|VBZ in|IN the|DT wagon|NN .|. 
Amazing|JJ !|. "|'' 
The|DT Indian|JJ looks|VBZ up|RB again|RB and|CC says|VBZ ,|, "|'' Ran|NNP over|IN me|PRP a|DT half|PDT a|DT hour|NN ago|RB .|. "|'' 

Mistakes|NNP On|IN his|PRP$ way|NN out|IN of|IN church|NN ,|, Frank|NNP stopped|VBD at|IN the|DT door|NN to|TO speak|VB to|TO the|DT minister|NN .|. 
"|'' Would|MD it|PRP be|VB right|NN ,|, "|'' he|PRP asked|VBD ,|, "|'' for|IN a|DT person|NN to|TO profit|VB from|IN the|DT mistakes|NNS of|IN another|DT ?|. "|'' 
"|'' Absolutely|RB not|RB !|. "|'' 
replied|VBD the|DT pastor|NN .|. 
"|'' In|IN that|DT case|NN ,|, "|'' said|VBD the|DT young|JJ man|NN ,|, "|'' I|PRP wonder|VBP if|IN you|PRP 'd|MD consider|VB returning|VBG the|DT hundred|CD dollars|NNS I|PRP paid|VBD you|PRP to|TO marry|VB my|PRP$ wife|NN and|CC me|PRP last|JJ July|NNP .|. "|'' 

These|DT are|VBP all|DT true|JJ -|: probably|RB .|. Rome|NNP did|VBD not|RB create|VB a|DT great|JJ empire|NN by|IN having|VBG meetings|NNS ,|, they|PRP did|VBD it|PRP by|IN killing|VBG anybody|NN who|WP opposed|VBD them|PRP .|. 
If|IN you|PRP can|MD stay|VB calm|VB ,|, while|IN all|DT around|IN you|PRP is|VBZ chaos|NN ...|... then|RB you|PRP probably|RB have|VBP n't|RB completely|RB understood|VBN the|DT seriousness|NN of|IN the|DT situation|NN .|. 
Doing|VBG a|DT job|NN RIGHT|NNP the|DT first|JJ time|NN gets|VBZ the|DT job|NN done|VBN .|. 
Doing|VBG the|DT job|NN WRONG|NNP fourteen|CD times|NNS gives|VBZ you|PRP job|NN security|NN .|. 
It|PRP is|VBZ hard|JJ to|TO soar|VB like|IN an|DT eagle|NN when|WRB you|PRP are|VBP surrounded|VBN by|IN turkeys|NNS ;|: but|CC on|IN the|DT other|JJ hand|NN ,|, although|IN eagles|NNS may|MD soar|VB ,|, turkeys|NNS do|VBP n't|RB get|VB sucked|JJ into|IN jet|NN engines|NNS .|. 
A|DT person|NN who|WP smiles|VBZ in|IN the|DT face|NN of|IN adversity|NN ...|... 
probably|RB has|VBZ already|RB figured|VBN out|IN who|WP 's|VBZ the|DT scapegoat|NN .|. 
Plagiarism|NNP saves|VBZ time|NN .|. 

Management|NNP If|IN at|IN first|JJ you|PRP do|VBP n't|RB succeed|VB ,|, try|VB management|NN .|. 
Never|RB put|VB off|IN until|IN tomorrow|NN what|WP you|PRP can|MD avoid|VB altogether|RB .|. 
TEAMWORK|NNP ...|... means|VBZ never|RB having|VBG to|TO take|VB all|DT the|DT blame|NN yourself|PRP .|. 
The|DT beatings|NNS will|MD continue|VB until|IN morale|NN improves|VBZ .|. 
Never|RB underestimate|NN the|DT power|NN of|IN very|RB stupid|JJ people|NNS in|IN large|JJ groups|NNS .|. 
We|PRP waste|NN time|NN ,|, so|IN you|PRP do|VBP n't|RB have|VB to|TO .|. 
Hang|NNP in|IN there|RB ,|, retirement|NN is|VBZ only|RB thirty|CD years|NNS away|RB !|. 
Go|VB the|DT extra|JJ mile|NN .|. 
It|PRP makes|VBZ your|PRP$ boss|NN look|NN like|IN an|DT incompetent|JJ slacker|NN .|. 
A|DT snooze|NN button|NN is|VBZ a|DT poor|JJ substitute|NN for|IN no|DT alarm|NN clock|NN at|IN all|DT .|. 
When|WRB the|DT going|VBG gets|VBZ tough|JJ ,|, the|DT tough|JJ take|NN a|DT coffee|NN break|NN .|. 
INDECISION|NNP is|VBZ the|DT key|NN to|TO FLEXIBILITY|NNP .|. 
Succeed|NNP in|IN spite|NN of|IN management|NN .|. 
Aim|NNP Low|NNP ,|, Reach|NNP Your|PRP$ Goals|NNP ,|, Avoid|NNP Disappointment|NN 

Things|NNS To|TO Ponder|NNP 1|CD .|. Why|WRB do|VBP they|PRP call|VBP it|PRP a|DT TV|NN set|VBD ,|, when|WRB you|PRP only|RB get|VBP one|CD ?|. 
2|CD .|. Why|WRB is|VBZ the|DT third|JJ hand|NN on|IN the|DT watch|NN called|VBN the|DT second|JJ hand|NN ?|. 
3|CD .|. If|IN a|DT word|NN is|VBZ misspelled|JJ in|IN the|DT dictionary|JJ ,|, would|MD we|PRP ever|RB know|VBP ?|. 
4|CD .|. If|IN Webster|NNP wrote|VBD the|DT first|JJ dictionary|JJ ,|, where|WRB did|VBD he|PRP find|VBP the|DT words|NNS ?|. 
5|CD .|. Why|WRB do|VBP we|PRP say|VBP something|NN is|VBZ out|IN of|IN whack|NN ?|. 
What|WP is|VBZ a|DT whack|NN ?|. 
6|CD .|. How|WRB can|MD "|'' slow|JJ down|RB "|'' and|CC "|'' slow|JJ up|RB "|'' mean|VB the|DT same|JJ thing|NN ?|. 
7|CD .|. Why|WRB do|VBP "|'' fat|JJ chance|NN "|'' and|CC "|'' slim|JJ chance|NN "|'' mean|VB the|DT same|JJ thing|NN ?|. 
8|CD .|. Why|WRB do|VBP '|POS tug|NN '|'' boats|NNS push|VBP barges|NNS ?|. 
9|CD .|. Why|WRB do|VBP we|PRP sing|VBP "|'' Take|VB me|PRP out|IN to|TO the|DT ball|NN game|NN "|'' when|WRB we|PRP are|VBP already|RB there|RB ?|. 
10|CD .|. Why|WRB are|VBP they|PRP called|VBD "|'' stands|VBZ "|'' when|WRB they|PRP are|VBP made|VBN for|IN sitting|VBG ?|. 
11|CD .|. Why|WRB is|VBZ it|PRP called|VBD "|'' after|IN dark|JJ "|'' when|WRB it|PRP really|RB is|VBZ "|'' after|IN light|JJ "|'' ?|. 
12|CD .|. If|IN one|CD "|'' expected|VBD the|DT unexpected|JJ "|'' then|RB the|DT unexpected|JJ could|MD n't|RB exist|VB ,|, Right|RB ?|. 
13|CD .|. Why|WRB are|VBP a|NNP '|POS wise|JJ man|NN '|'' and|CC a|NNP '|POS wise|JJ guy|NN '|'' opposites|NNS ?|. 
14|CD .|. Why|WRB do|VBP '|POS overlook|VBP and|CC '|POS oversee|VB '|POS mean|VB opposite|JJ things|NNS ?|. 
15|CD .|. Why|WRB is|VBZ phonics|NNS not|RB spelled|VBN the|DT way|NN it|PRP sounds|VBZ ?|. 
16|CD .|. If|IN work|NN is|VBZ so|RB terrific|JJ ,|, why|WRB do|VBP they|PRP have|VBP to|TO pay|VB you|PRP to|TO do|VB it|PRP ?|. 
17|CD .|. If|IN all|PDT the|DT world|NN is|VBZ a|DT stage|NN ,|, where|WRB is|VBZ the|DT audience|NN sitting|VBG ?|. 
18|CD .|. If|IN love|NN is|VBZ blind|JJ ,|, why|WRB is|VBZ fancy|JJ lingerie|NN so|RB popular|JJ ?|. 
19|CD .|. If|IN you|PRP are|VBP cross-eyed|JJ and|CC have|VBP dyslexia|NN ,|, can|MD you|PRP then|RB read|VBP all|DT right|NN ?|. 
20|CD .|. Why|WRB is|VBZ bra|NN singular|NN and|CC panties|NNS plural|NN ?|. 
21|CD .|. Why|WRB do|VBP you|PRP press|VBP harder|RBR on|IN the|DT buttons|NNS of|IN a|DT remote|JJ control|NN when|WRB you|PRP know|VBP the|DT batteries|NNS are|VBP dead|JJ ?|. 
22|CD .|. How|WRB come|VB abbreviated|JJ is|VBZ such|JJ a|DT long|JJ word|NN ?|. 

What|WP 's|VBZ The|DT Difference|NNP ??|. A|DT young|JJ girl|NN who|WP was|VBD writing|VBG a|DT paper|NN for|IN school|NN came|VBD to|TO her|PRP$ father|NN and|CC asked|VBD ,|, "|'' Dad|NNP ,|, what|WP is|VBZ the|DT difference|NN between|IN anger|NN and|CC exasperation|NN ?|. "|'' 
The|DT father|NN replied|VBD ,|, "|'' It|PRP is|VBZ mostly|RB a|DT matter|NN of|IN degree|NN .|. 
Let|VB me|PRP show|VBP you|PRP what|WP I|PRP mean|VBP .|. "|'' 
With|IN that|IN the|DT father|NN went|VBD to|TO the|DT telephone|NN and|CC dialed|JJ a|DT number|NN at|IN random|JJ .|. 
To|TO the|DT man|NN who|WP answered|VBD the|DT phone|NN ,|, he|PRP said|VBD ,|, "|'' Hello|UH ,|, is|VBZ Melvin|NNP there|RB ?|. "|'' 
The|DT man|NN answered|VBD ,|, "|'' There|EX is|VBZ no|DT one|CD living|VBG here|RB named|VBN Melvin|NNP .|. 
Why|WRB do|VBP n't|RB you|PRP learn|VBP to|TO look|VB up|RP numbers|NNS before|IN you|PRP dial|NN them|PRP ?|. "|'' 
"|'' See|VB ,|, "|'' said|VBD the|DT father|NN to|TO his|PRP$ daughter|NN .|. 
"|'' That|DT man|NN was|VBD not|RB a|DT bit|NN happy|JJ with|IN our|PRP$ call|NN .|. 
He|PRP was|VBD probably|RB very|RB busy|JJ with|IN some-thing|JJ and|CC we|PRP annoyed|VBD him|PRP .|. 
Now|RB watch|VB ....|. "|'' 
The|DT father|NN dialed|JJ the|DT number|NN again|RB .|. 
"|'' Hello|UH ,|, is|VBZ Melvin|NNP there|RB ?|. "|'' ,|, asked|VBD the|DT father|NN .|. 
"|'' Now|RB look|VB here|RB !|. "|'' 
came|VBD the|DT heated|JJ reply|NN .|. 
"|'' You|PRP just|RB called|VBD this|DT number|NN and|CC I|PRP told|VBD you|PRP that|IN there|EX is|VBZ no|DT Melvin|NNP here|RB !|. 
You|PRP 've|VBP got|VBN a|DT lot|NN of|IN nerve|NN calling|VBG again|RB !|. "|'' 
The|DT receiver|NN slammed|VBD down|RB hard|JJ .|. 
The|DT father|NN turned|VBD to|TO his|PRP$ daughter|NN and|CC said|VBD ,|, "|'' You|PRP see|VBP ,|, that|WDT was|VBD anger|NN .|. 
Now|RB I|PRP 'll|MD show|VB you|PRP what|WP exasperation|NN means|VBZ .|. 
"|'' He|PRP dialed|JJ the|DT same|JJ number|NN ,|, and|CC when|WRB a|DT violent|JJ voice|NN roared|JJ ,|, "|'' Hello|UH !|. "|'' 
The|DT father|NN calmly|RB said|VBD ,|, "|'' Hello|UH ,|, this|DT is|VBZ Melvin|NNP .|. 
Have|VBP there|EX been|VBN any|DT calls|NNS for|IN me|PRP ?|. 
"|'' 

