Relationship|NNP Education|NNP For|IN Women|NNP Whatsamatta|NNP University|NNP 's|POS Seminars|NNP For|IN Women|NNP Fall|NN Catalogue|NNP 
Once|RB again|RB ,|, the|DT male|JJ staff|NN at|IN Whatsamatta|NNP University|NNP will|MD be|VB offering|VBG courses|NNS for|IN women|NNS of|IN all|DT marital|JJ status|NN in|IN an|DT attempt|NN to|TO help|VB males|NNS and|CC females|NNS understand|VBP each|DT other|JJ better|JJR .|. 
Attendance|NNP in|IN at|IN least|JJS 10|CD of|IN the|DT following|VBG is|VBZ required|VBN .|. 
1|CD .|. Combating|NNP The|DT Impulse|NNP To|TO Nag|NNP 
2|CD .|. You|PRP Can|MD Change|NNP The|DT Oil|NNP Too|RB 
3|CD .|. PMS|NNP -|: Learning|NNP To|TO Sleep|VBP Over|IN At|IN Mother|NNP 's|POS 
4|CD .|. How|WRB To|TO Properly|NNP Fill|NNP A|DT Beer|NNP Mug|NNP 
5|CD .|. We|PRP Do|VBP Not|RB Want|NNP Ties|NNPS For|IN Christmas|NNP (|( Just|RB Wear|VB The|DT Sexy|NNP Lingerie|NNP I|PRP Gave|VBD You|PRP )|) 
6|CD .|. Understanding|NNP The|DT Female|NNP Causes|NNP Of|IN Male|NNP Drunkenness|NNP 
7|CD .|. How|WRB To|TO Do|VB All|DT Your|PRP$ Laundry|NNP In|IN One|CD Load|NN And|CC Have|VBP More|JJR Time|NNP To|TO Watch|NNP Football|NNP 
8|CD .|. Parenting|NNP -|: Your|PRP$ Husband|NNP Gave|VBD You|PRP Children|NNP So|IN You|PRP Could|MD Have|VB Someone|NN Other|JJ Than|IN Him|PRP To|TO Boss|NNP Around|IN 
9|CD .|. How|WRB To|TO Encourage|VB Your|PRP$ Husband|NNP To|TO Cook|NNP More|JJR And|CC Be|VB Able|NNP To|TO Stomach|NNP His|PRP$ Slop|NNP 
10|CD .|. How|WRB Not|RB To|TO Sob|NNP Like|IN A|DT Sponge|NNP When|WRB Your|PRP$ Husband|NNP Is|VBZ Right|RB 
11|CD .|. Get|VB A|DT Life|NNP -|: Learn|NNP To|TO Kill|VB Spiders|NNP Yourself|NNP 
12|CD .|. Balancing|NNP A|DT Checkbook|NNP -|: Even|RB You|PRP Can|MD Get|VB It|PRP Right|RB 
13|CD .|. Comprehending|NNP Credit|NNP Card|NNP Spending|NN Limits|NNP And|CC Financial|NNP Responsibility|NNP 
14|CD .|. You|PRP ,|, The|DT Whining|NNP Sex|NN 
15|CD .|. Shopping|NNP -|: Doing|VBG It|PRP In|IN Less|JJR Than|IN 16|CD Hours|NNS 
16|CD .|. If|IN You|PRP Want|NNP To|TO Know|VBP How|WRB That|DT Looks|NNP On|IN You|PRP ,|, Ask|VB Your|PRP$ Mother|NNP 
17|CD .|. How|WRB To|TO Close|NNP The|DT Garage|NNP Door|NNP 
18|CD .|. If|IN You|PRP Do|VBP n't|RB Want|NNP An|DT Excuse|NNP ,|, Do|VBP n't|RB Demand|NN An|DT Explanation|NNP 
19|CD .|. How|WRB To|TO Go|VB Fishing|NNP With|IN Your|PRP$ Mate|NNP And|CC Not|RB Catch|NNP Pneumonia|NNP 
20|CD .|. Living|VBG Without|IN Power|NNP Windows|NNP -|: How|WRB To|TO Turn|NN A|DT Crank|NNP 
21|CD .|. Romanticism|NNP -|: The|DT Whole|JJ Point|NNP Of|IN Caviar|NNP ,|, Candles|NNP ,|, And|CC Conversation|NN 
22|CD .|. How|WRB To|TO Retain|NNP Your|PRP$ Composure|NNP While|IN Your|PRP$ Husband|NNP Is|VBZ Relaxing|NNP By|IN Himself|PRP 
23|CD .|. Why|WRB You|PRP Do|VBP n't|RB Need|MD To|TO Invite|NNP Your|PRP$ Mother|NNP Over|IN Every|DT Weekend|NNP 
24|CD .|. How|WRB To|TO Close|NNP The|DT Top|JJ On|IN The|DT Toothpaste|NNP 
25|CD .|. Attainable|NNP Goal|NNP -|: Catching|VBG A|DT Ball|NNP Before|IN It|PRP Stops|NNP Moving|VBG 
26|CD .|. You|PRP Too|RB Can|MD Carry|NNP A|DT Backpack|NNP 
27|CD .|. Dress|NNP Like|IN A|DT Slut|NNP And|CC Put|VB On|IN Something|NN Sexy|NNP -|: Why|WRB It|PRP Wo|NNP n't|RB Ruin|NNP Your|PRP$ Brain|NNP 
28|CD .|. Payday|NNP And|CC Shopping|NNP Are|VBP Not|RB Synonymous|NNP 
28|CD .|. How|WRB To|TO Act|NNP Younger|NNP Than|IN Your|PRP$ Mother|NNP 
29|CD .|. Learning|NNP To|TO Appreciate|NNP The|DT Beer|NNP Belly|NNP And|CC Lard|NNP Butt|NNP Morphologies|NNP Of|IN Men|NN 
30|CD .|. Female|NNP Friendship|NNP -|: Why|WRB Your|PRP$ Best|JJS Friends|NNPS Are|VBP n't|RB The|DT ones|NNS Who|WP Complain|NNP About|IN You|PRP The|DT Most|JJS 
Small|NNP Town|NNP Church|NNP On|IN vacation|NN with|IN her|PRP$ family|NN in|IN Montana|NNP ,|, a|DT mother|NN drove|VBD her|PRP$ van|NN past|JJ a|DT church|NN in|IN a|DT small|JJ town|NN and|CC pointing|VBG to|TO it|PRP ,|, told|VBD the|DT children|NNS that|IN it|PRP was|VBD St.|NN Andrews|NNP Church|NNP .|. 
Just|RB then|RB ,|, her|PRP$ young|JJ son|NN piped|VBD up|RB ,|, "|'' It|PRP must|MD be|VB a|DT franchise|NN ,|, we|PRP 've|VBP got|VBN one|CD of|IN those|DT at|IN home|NN too|RB .|. "|'' 

Big|NNP Rocks|NNP A|DT lady|NN on|IN her|PRP$ first|JJ visit|NN to|TO Yellowstone|NNP National|NNP Park|NNP said|VBD to|TO her|PRP$ guide|NN ,|, "|'' Look|VB at|IN all|PDT those|DT big|JJ rocks|NNS .|. 
Wherever|NNP did|VBD they|PRP come|VBP from|IN ?|. "|'' 
"|'' The|DT glaciers|NNS brought|VBD them|PRP down|RB ,|, "|'' said|VBD the|DT guide|NN .|. 
"|'' Well|RB ,|, where|WRB are|VBP the|DT glaciers|NNS then|RB ?|. "|'' 
"|'' The|DT glaciers|NNS ,|, dear|RB lady|NN ,|, "|'' said|VBD the|DT guide|NN in|IN a|DT weary|JJ voice|NN ,|, "|'' have|VBP gone|VBN back|RB to|TO get|VB more|JJR rocks|NNS .|. "|'' 

Words|NNPS To|TO Live|NNP By|IN If|IN at|IN first|JJ you|PRP do|VBP n't|RB succeed|VB ,|, destroy|VBP all|DT evidence|NN that|IN you|PRP tried|VBD .|. 
A|DT conclusion|NN is|VBZ the|DT place|NN where|WRB you|PRP gave|VBD up|RP thinking|VBG .|. 
For|IN every|DT action|NN ,|, there|EX is|VBZ an|DT equal|JJ and|CC opposite|JJ criticism|NN .|. 
He|PRP who|WP hesitates|NNS is|VBZ probably|RB right|JJ .|. 
Never|RB do|VBP card|NN tricks|NNS for|IN the|DT group|NN you|PRP play|VBP poker|NN with|IN .|. 
No|DT one|NN is|VBZ listening|VBG until|IN you|PRP make|VBP a|DT mistake|NN .|. 
Success|NNP always|RB occurs|VBZ in|IN private|JJ ,|, and|CC failure|NN in|IN full|JJ view|NN .|. 
The|DT colder|JJR the|DT X-ray|JJ table|NN ,|, the|DT more|JJR of|IN your|PRP$ body|NN is|VBZ required|VBN on|IN it|PRP .|. 
The|DT hardness|NNS of|IN butter|NN is|VBZ proportional|JJ to|TO the|DT softness|NN of|IN the|DT bread|NN .|. 
The|DT severity|NN of|IN the|DT itch|NN is|VBZ proportional|JJ to|TO the|DT difficulty|NN of|IN reach|NN .|. 
The|DT affection|NN of|IN your|PRP$ dog|NN is|VBZ proportional|JJ to|TO the|DT wetness|NNS of|IN it|PRP 's|VBZ paws|NNS .|. 
To|TO steal|VB ideas|NNS from|IN one|CD person|NN is|VBZ plagiarism|NN ;|: to|TO steal|VB from|IN many|JJ is|VBZ research|NN .|. 
To|TO succeed|VB in|IN politics|NNS ,|, it|PRP is|VBZ often|RB necessary|JJ to|TO rise|VB above|IN your|PRP$ principles|NNS .|. 
Two|CD wrongs|NNS are|VBP only|RB the|DT beginning|NN .|. 
You|PRP never|RB really|RB learn|VB to|TO swear|VB until|IN you|PRP meet|VBP computer|NN (|( Micro|NNP )|) software|NN .|. 
Monday|NNP is|VBZ a|DT truly|RB awful|JJ way|NN to|TO spend|VB 1|CD /|NN 7th|CD of|IN your|PRP$ life|NN .|. 
The|DT further|RBR you|PRP fall|VBP behind|IN ,|, the|DT more|JJR time|NN you|PRP 'll|MD have|VB to|TO catch|VB up|RP .|. 
A|DT clear|JJ conscience|NN is|VBZ probably|RB the|DT sign|NN of|IN a|DT bad|JJ memory|NN .|. 
If|IN you|PRP must|MD choose|VB between|IN two|CD evils|NNS ,|, pick|VBP the|DT most|RBS interesting|JJ one|CD .|. 
Change|NNP is|VBZ inevitable|JJ ....|. except|IN from|IN vending|VBG machines|NNS .|. 
Do|VBP n't|RB sweat|VB petty|JJ things|NNS ....|. or|CC pet|NN sweaty|JJ things|NNS .|. 
A|DT fool|NN and|CC his|PRP$ money|NN are|VBP soon|RB partying|VBG .|. 
Money|NNP ca|MD n't|RB buy|VB love|NN .|. 
But|CC it|PRP CAN|NNP rent|NN a|DT very|RB close|JJ imitation|NN .|. 
Always|RB try|VB to|TO be|VB modest|JJ :|: 
And|CC be|VB proud|JJ of|IN it|PRP !|. 
If|IN you|PRP think|VBP nobody|NN cares|VBZ about|IN you|PRP ,|, try|VB missing|VBG a|DT couple|NN of|IN payments|NNS .|. 
How|WRB many|JJ of|IN you|PRP believe|VBP in|IN telekinesis|NNS ?|. 
Raise|VB my|PRP$ hand|NN .|. ...|... 
If|IN you|PRP get|VBP a|DT new|JJ car|NN for|IN your|PRP$ spouse|NN --|: it|PRP 'll|MD be|VB a|DT great|JJ trade|NN !|. 
Drugs|NNS may|MD lead|VB to|TO nowhere|RB ,|, but|CC at|IN least|JJS it|PRP 's|VBZ the|DT scenic|JJ route|NN .|. 
I|PRP 'd|MD kill|VB for|IN a|DT Nobel|NNP P|NN (|( e|SYM )|) ace|NN Prize|NNP .|. 
Plan|NNP to|TO be|VB spontaneous|JJ all|DT day|NN tomorrow|NN .|. 
Everybody|NN repeat|NN after|IN me|PRP .....|. "|'' We|PRP are|VBP all|DT individuals|NNS .|. "|'' 

The|DT Quick|NNP and|CC the|DT Dead|NNP Joe|NNP ,|, the|DT Governor|NNP 's|POS most|JJS trusted|VBN assistant|NN ,|, died|VBD in|IN his|PRP$ sleep|NN one|CD night|NN .|. 
The|DT Governor|NNP had|VBD depended|VBN on|IN Joe|NNP for|IN advice|NN on|IN every|DT subject|NN ,|, from|IN pending|VBG bills|NNS to|TO wardrobe|NN decisions|NNS .|. 
In|IN addition|NN ,|, Joe|NNP had|VBD been|VBN his|PRP$ closest|JJS friend|NN .|. 
So|RB ,|, it|PRP was|VBD understandable|JJ that|IN the|DT Governor|NNP did|VBD n't|RB take|VB kindly|RB to|TO the|DT droves|NNS of|IN ambitious|JJ office|NN seekers|NNS who|WP wanted|VBD Joe|NNP 's|POS job|NN .|. 
"|'' They|PRP do|VBP n't|RB even|RB have|VB the|DT decency|NN to|TO wait|VB until|IN the|DT man|NN is|VBZ buried|VBN ,|, "|'' the|DT Governor|NNP muttered|JJ .|. 
At|IN the|DT funeral|NN ,|, one|CD eager|JJ beaver|NN made|VBD his|PRP$ way|NN to|TO the|DT Governor|NNP 's|POS side|NN .|. 
"|'' Governor|NNP ,|, "|'' the|DT man|NN said|VBD ,|, "|'' is|VBZ there|EX a|DT chance|NN that|IN I|PRP could|MD take|VB over|IN Joe|NNP 's|POS place|NN ?|. "|'' 
"|'' Certainly|RB ,|, "|'' the|DT governor|NN replied|VBD .|. 
"|'' But|CC you|PRP 'll|MD have|VB to|TO hurry|VB ,|, I|PRP think|VBP the|DT undertaker|NN is|VBZ nearly|RB finished|VBN .|. "|'' 

Fraud|NNP Warning|NNP !|. WARNING|NNP !|. 
PLEASE|NNP READ|NNP IMMEDIATELY|NNP !|. 
THIS|NNP IS|VBZ SERIOUS|NNP !|. 
If|IN you|PRP get|VBP an|DT envelope|NN from|IN a|DT company|NN called|VBD the|DT Internal|NNP Revenue|NNP Service|NNP ,|, "|'' DO|NNP NOT|NNP OPEN|NNP IT|PRP !|. "|'' 
This|DT group|NN operates|VBZ a|DT major|JJ scam|NN around|IN the|DT same|JJ time|NN every|DT year|NN .|. 
Their|PRP$ letter|NN claims|NNS that|IN you|PRP owe|VBP them|PRP money|NN ,|, which|WDT they|PRP will|MD take|VB and|CC use|VB to|TO pay|VB for|IN the|DT operation|NN of|IN essential|JJ functions|NNS of|IN the|DT government|NN .|. 
This|DT is|VBZ untrue|JJ !|. 
The|DT money|NN the|DT IRS|NNP collects|VBZ is|VBZ used|VBN to|TO fund|VB themselves|PRP and|CC various|JJ other|JJ corporations|NNS which|WDT entirely|RB depend|VB on|IN these|DT '|POS subsidies|NNS '|POS to|TO stay|NN in|IN business|NN .|. 
This|DT organization|NN has|VBZ ties|NNS to|TO another|DT questionable|JJ organization|NN called|VBD the|DT Social|NNP Security|NNP Administration|NNP ,|, who|WP claim|VBP to|TO take|VB money|NN from|IN your|PRP$ regular|JJ paychecks|NNS and|CC save|VB it|PRP for|IN your|PRP$ retirement|NN .|. 
This|DT is|VBZ not|RB so|RB .|. 
In|IN truth|NN ,|, the|DT SSA|NNP uses|VBZ the|DT money|NN to|TO pay|VB for|IN it|PRP 's|VBZ own|JJ overheads|NNS and|CC the|DT same|JJ misguided|JJ corporate|JJ welfare|NN the|DT IRS|NNP helps|VBZ to|TO mastermind|NN .|. 
These|DT scam|NN artists|NNS have|VBP bilked|JJ honest|JJ ,|, hard|JJ working|NN citizens|NNS out|IN of|IN billions|NNS of|IN dollars|NNS .|. 
Do|VBP n't|RB you|PRP be|VB among|IN them|PRP !|. 

Getting|VBG on|IN …|NN Middle|NNP age|NN is|VBZ when|WRB you|PRP burn|VBP the|DT midnight|NN oil|NN around|IN 9:00|NN pm|NN .|. 

Related|NNP ?|. A|DT couple|NN drove|VBD several|JJ miles|NNS down|RP a|DT country|NN road|NN ,|, not|RB saying|VBG a|DT word|NN after|IN an|DT earlier|JJR discussion|NN had|VBD led|VBN to|TO an|DT argument|NN ,|, and|CC neither|DT wanted|VBD to|TO concede|VB their|PRP$ position|NN .|. 
As|IN they|PRP passed|VBD a|DT barnyard|NN of|IN mules|NNS and|CC pigs|NNS ,|, the|DT wife|NN sarcastically|RB asked|VBD ,|, "|'' Relatives|NNP of|IN yours|NNS ?|. "|'' 
"|'' Yep|NNP ,|, "|'' the|DT husband|NN replied|VBD ,|, "|'' In-laws|NNP .|. "|'' 

Bad|NNP Landing|NNP An|DT airline|NN pilot|NN wrote|VBD that|IN on|IN this|DT particular|JJ flight|NN he|PRP had|VBD hammered|VBN his|PRP$ ship|NN into|IN the|DT runway|NN really|RB hard|JJ .|. 
The|DT airline|NN had|VBD a|DT policy|NN ,|, which|WDT required|VBD the|DT first|JJ officer|NN to|TO stand|VB at|IN the|DT door|NN while|IN the|DT passengers|NNS exited|VBD ,|, give|VBP a|DT smile|NN ,|, and|CC a|DT "|'' Thanks|NNS for|IN flying|VBG XYZ|NNP airline|NN .|. "|'' 
He|PRP said|VBD that|IN in|IN light|NN of|IN his|PRP$ bad|JJ landing|NN ,|, he|PRP had|VBD a|DT hard|JJ time|NN looking|VBG the|DT passengers|NNS in|IN the|DT eye|NN ,|, thinking|VBG that|DT someone|NN would|MD have|VB a|DT smart|JJ comment|NN ,|, but|CC no|DT one|CD seemed|VBD annoyed|VBN .|. 
Finally|RB everyone|NN had|VBD gotten|VBN off|RP except|IN for|IN one|CD little|RB old|JJ lady|NN walking|VBG with|IN a|DT cane|NN .|. 
She|PRP approached|VBD and|CC asked|VBN ,|, conspiratorially|RB ,|, "|'' Sonny|NNP ,|, do|VBP you|PRP mind|NN if|IN I|PRP ask|VBP you|PRP a|DT question|NN ?|. "|'' 
"|'' Why|WRB no|DT Ma'am|NNP ,|, what|WP is|VBZ it|PRP ?|. "|'' 
"|'' Did|VBD we|PRP land|NN ,|, or|CC were|VBD we|PRP shot|VBD down|RB ?|. "|'' 

Oh|UH God|NNP !|. Save|NNP Me|PRP !|. There|EX is|VBZ this|DT atheist|NN swimming|NN in|IN the|DT ocean|NN .|. 
All|DT of|IN a|DT sudden|JJ he|PRP sees|VBZ this|DT shark|NN in|IN the|DT water|NN ,|, so|IN he|PRP starts|VBZ swimming|NN towards|IN his|PRP$ boat|NN .|. 
As|IN he|PRP looks|VBZ back|RB he|PRP sees|VBZ the|DT shark|NN turn|NN and|CC head|VB towards|IN him|PRP .|. 
His|PRP$ boat|NN is|VBZ a|DT ways|NNS off|RP and|CC he|PRP starts|VBZ swimming|NN like|IN crazy|JJ .|. 
He|PRP 's|VBZ scared|VBN to|TO death|NN ,|, and|CC as|IN he|PRP turns|VBZ to|TO see|VB the|DT jaws|NNS of|IN the|DT great|JJ white|JJ beast|NN open|JJ revealing|VBG its|PRP$ teeth|NNS in|IN a|DT horrific|JJ splendor|NN ,|, the|DT atheist|NN screams|VBZ ,|, "|'' Oh|UH God|NNP !|. 
Save|NNP me|PRP !|. "|'' 
In|IN an|DT instant|JJ time|NN is|VBZ frozen|VBN and|CC a|DT bright|JJ light|JJ shines|NNS down|RB from|IN above|IN .|. 
The|DT man|NN is|VBZ motionless|JJ in|IN the|DT water|NN when|WRB he|PRP hears|VBZ the|DT voice|NN of|IN God|NNP say|VBP ,|, "|'' You|PRP are|VBP an|DT atheist|NN .|. 
Why|WRB do|VBP you|PRP call|VBP upon|IN me|PRP when|WRB you|PRP do|VBP not|RB believe|VB in|IN me|PRP ?|. "|'' 
Aghast|NNP with|IN confusion|NN and|CC knowing|VBG he|PRP ca|MD n't|RB lie|VB the|DT man|NN replies|VBZ ,|, "|'' Well|RB ,|, that|DT 's|VBZ true|JJ ,|, I|PRP do|VBP n't|RB believe|VB in|IN you|PRP ,|, but|CC how|WRB about|IN the|DT shark|NN ?|. 
Can|MD you|PRP make|VB the|DT shark|NN believe|VBP in|IN you|PRP ?|. 
"|'' The|DT Lord|NNP replies|VBZ ,|, "|'' As|IN you|PRP wish|VBP ,|, "|'' and|CC the|DT light|NN retracted|VBD back|RB into|IN the|DT heavens|NNS and|CC the|DT man|NN could|MD feel|VB the|DT water|NN begin|VB to|TO move|VB once|RB again|RB .|. 
As|IN the|DT atheist|NN looks|VBZ back|RB he|PRP can|MD see|VB the|DT jaws|NNS of|IN the|DT shark|NN start|NN to|TO close|VB down|RB on|IN him|PRP ,|, when|WRB all|DT of|IN sudden|JJ the|DT shark|NN stops|VBZ and|CC pulls|VBZ back|RB .|. 
Shocked|VBN ,|, the|DT man|NN looks|VBZ at|IN the|DT shark|NN as|IN the|DT huge|JJ beast|NN closes|VBZ its|PRP$ eyes|NNS and|CC bows|NNS its|PRP$ head|NN and|CC says|VBZ ,|, "|'' Thank|VB you|PRP Lord|NNP for|IN this|DT food|NN which|WDT I|PRP am|VBP about|IN to|TO receive|VB ...|... "|'' 

Ways|NNP To|TO Simulate|NNP Ski|NNP Season|NN This|DT is|VBZ to|TO remind|VB skiers|NNS how|WRB to|TO prepare|VB for|IN the|DT ski|NN season|NN and|CC to|TO remind|VB non-skiers|JJ why|WRB they|PRP do|VBP not|RB ski|VB .|. 
10|CD .|. Visit|NNP your|PRP$ local|JJ butcher|NN and|CC pay|VB $30|NN to|TO sit|VB in|IN the|DT walk-in|JJ freezer|NN for|IN half|PDT an|DT hour|NN .|. 
Afterwards|RB ,|, burn|VB two|CD $50|NN dollar|NN bills|NNS to|TO warm|VB up|RP .|. 
9|CD .|. Go|VB to|TO the|DT nearest|JJS hockey|NN rink|NN and|CC walk|VB across|IN the|DT ice|NN 20|CD times|NNS in|IN your|PRP$ ski|NN boots|NNS carrying|VBG two|CD pairs|NNS of|IN skis|NNS ,|, accessory|JJ bag|NN and|CC poles|NNS .|. 
Pretend|VB you|PRP are|VBP looking|VBG for|IN your|PRP$ car|NN .|. 
8|CD .|. For|IN ski|NN boot|NN simulation|NN at|IN home|NN ,|, put|VBP a|DT pebble|JJ in|IN your|PRP$ street|NN shoes|NNS and|CC tighten|VB a|DT C-clamp|NNP around|IN your|PRP$ toes|NNS .|. 
7|CD .|. Buy|VB a|DT pair|NN of|IN gloves|NNS and|CC immediately|RB throw|VB one|CD away|RB .|. 
6|CD .|. Go|VB to|TO McDonald|NNP 's|POS and|CC insist|VBP on|IN paying|VBG $6.50|NN for|IN a|DT hamburger|NN .|. 
Be|VB sure|JJ to|TO wait|VB in|IN the|DT longest|JJS line|NN .|. 
5|CD .|. Clip|NNP a|DT lift|NN ticket|NN to|TO the|DT zipper|NN of|IN your|PRP$ jacket|NN and|CC ride|VB a|DT motorcycle|NN fast|RB enough|RB to|TO make|VB the|DT ticket|NN lacerate|NN your|PRP$ face|NN .|. 
4|CD .|. Drive|NNP slowly|RB for|IN five|CD hours|NNS -|: anywhere|RB -|: as|RB long|RB as|IN it|PRP 's|VBZ in|IN a|DT snowstorm|NN and|CC you|PRP 're|VBP following|VBG an|DT 18|CD wheeler|NN .|. 
3|CD .|. Fill|NNP a|DT blender|NN with|IN ice|NN ,|, hit|VBD the|DT pulse|NN button|NN and|CC let|VB the|DT spray|NN blast|NN your|PRP$ face|NN .|. 
You|PRP 'd|MD almost|RB believe|VB you|PRP 're|VBP skiing|NN in|IN front|NN of|IN a|DT snow|NN maker|NN !|. 
2|CD .|. Dress|NNP up|RB in|IN as|IN many|JJ clothes|NNS as|IN you|PRP can|MD and|CC then|RB proceed|VB to|TO take|VB them|PRP off|RP because|IN you|PRP have|VBP to|TO go|VB to|TO the|DT bathroom|NN .|. 
1|CD .|. Repeat|NN all|DT of|IN the|DT above|JJ every|DT Saturday|NNP and|CC Sunday|NNP .|. 

