Rabbits|NNP A|DT young|JJ cook|NN decided|VBD that|IN the|DT French|JJ would|MD enjoy|VB feasting|VBG on|IN rabbits|NNS and|CC decided|VBD to|TO raise|VB rabbits|NNS in|IN Paris|NNP and|CC sell|VB them|PRP to|TO the|DT finer|NN restaurants|NNS in|IN the|DT city|NN .|. 
He|PRP searched|VBD all|DT over|IN Paris|NNP seeking|VBG a|DT suitable|JJ place|NN to|TO raise|VB his|PRP$ rabbits|NNS .|. 
None|NN could|MD be|VB found|VBN .|. 
Finally|RB ,|, an|DT old|JJ priest|NN at|IN the|DT cathedral|NN said|VBD he|PRP could|MD have|VB a|DT small|JJ area|NN behind|IN the|DT rectory|NN for|IN his|PRP$ rabbits|NNS .|. 
He|PRP successfully|RB raised|VBD a|DT number|NN of|IN them|PRP ,|, and|CC when|WRB he|PRP went|VBD about|IN Paris|NNP selling|VBG them|PRP ,|, a|DT restaurant|NN owner|NN asked|VBD him|PRP where|WRB he|PRP got|VBD such|JJ fresh|JJ rabbits|NNS .|. 
The|DT young|JJ man|NN replied|VBD ,|, "|'' I|PRP raise|VBP them|PRP myself|PRP ,|, near|IN the|DT cathedral|NN .|. 
In|IN fact|NN ,|, I|PRP have|VBP ...|... 
a|DT hutch|NN back|RB of|IN Notre|NNP Dame|NNP .|. "|'' 

360|CD Circle|NNP The|DT air|NN controller|NN ,|, working|VBG a|DT busy|JJ pattern|NN ,|, told|VBD the|DT 727|CD on|IN downwind|NN to|TO make|VB a|DT three-sixty|JJ (|( do|VBP a|DT complete|JJ circle|NN ,|, usually|RB to|TO provide|VB spacing|VBG between|IN aircraft|NN )|) .|. 
The|DT pilot|NN of|IN the|DT 727|CD complained|VBD ,|, "|'' Do|VBP you|PRP know|VBP it|PRP costs|NNS us|PRP two|CD thousand|CD dollars|NNS to|TO make|VB a|DT three-sixty|JJ in|IN this|DT airplane|NN ?|. 
Without|IN missing|VBG a|DT beat|NN the|DT controller|NN replied|VBD ,|, "|'' Roger|NNP ,|, give|VB me|PRP four|CD thousand|CD dollars|NNS worth|JJ !|. "|'' 

Made|VBN it|PRP to|TO Heaven|NNP ?|. A|DT woman|NN was|VBD worried|VBN whether|IN or|CC not|RB her|PRP$ dead|JJ husband|NN made|VBD it|PRP to|TO heaven|NN ,|, so|IN she|PRP decided|VBD to|TO try|VB to|TO contact|VB his|PRP$ spirit|NN by|IN having|VBG a|DT seance|NN .|. 
Sure|RB enough|RB ,|, after|IN the|DT usual|JJ mumbo-jumbo|JJ of|IN calling|VBG to|TO the|DT spirits|NNS ,|, her|PRP$ husband|NN 's|POS voice|NN was|VBD heard|VBN answering|VBG ,|, "|'' Helloooooo|NNP …|NN Margaret|NNP ,|, this|DT is|VBZ meeee|NN ...|... "|'' 
"|'' Fred|NNP ,|, "|'' she|PRP answered|VBD .|. 
I|PRP just|RB have|VBP to|TO know|VB if|IN you|PRP 're|VBP happy|JJ there|RB in|IN the|DT afterlife|NN .|. 
What|WP 's|VBZ it|PRP like|VBP there|RB ?|. "|'' 
"|'' Ooooooh|NNP ,|, it|PRP 's|VBZ much|RB more|RBR beautiful|JJ here|RB than|IN I|PRP ever|RB imagined|VBD ,|, "|'' Fred|NNP answered|VBD .|. 
"|'' The|DT sky|NN is|VBZ bluer|NN ,|, the|DT air|NN is|VBZ cleaner|JJR ,|, and|CC the|DT pastures|NNS are|VBP much|RB more|RBR lush|JJ and|CC green|JJ than|IN I|PRP ever|RB expected|VBD .|. 
And|CC the|DT only|JJ thing|NN we|PRP do|VBP ,|, all|DT day|NN long|JJ ,|, are|VBP eat|VB and|CC sleep|VB ,|, eat|VB and|CC sleep|VB ,|, oooover|NN and|CC oooooooover|NN .|. "|'' 
"|'' Thank|VB God|NNP ,|, you|PRP made|VBD it|PRP to|TO heaven|NN ,|, "|'' his|PRP$ wife|NN cried|JJ .|. 
"|'' Heaven|NNP ?|. :|: 
Heaven|NNP ?|. "|'' 
he|PRP answered|VBD .|. 
"|'' What|WP heaven|NN ?|. 
I|PRP 'm|VBP now|RB a|DT buffalo|NN in|IN Montaaaaaaaana|NNP .|. "|'' 

Guy-talk|NNP demystified|JJ .|. "|'' I|PRP '|POS M|NNP GOING|NNP FISHING|NNP "|'' :|: Translation|NN :|: "|'' I|PRP 'm|VBP going|VBG to|TO drink|VB myself|PRP dangerously|RB stupid|JJ ,|, and|CC stand|VB by|IN a|DT stream|NN with|IN a|DT stick|NN in|IN my|PRP$ hand|NN ,|, while|IN the|DT fish|NN swim|VBP by|IN in|IN complete|JJ safety|NN .|. "|'' 
"|'' IT|PRP 'S|VBZ A|DT GUY|NNP THING|NNP "|'' Translation|NN :|: "|'' There|EX is|VBZ no|DT rational|JJ thought|NN pattern|NN connected|VBN with|IN it|PRP ,|, and|CC you|PRP have|VBP no|DT chance|NN at|IN all|DT of|IN making|VBG it|PRP logical|JJ .|. "|'' 
"|'' CAN|NNP I|PRP HELP|NNP WITH|IN DINNER|NNP ?|. "|'' 
Translation|NN :|: "|'' Why|WRB is|VBZ n't|RB it|PRP already|RB on|IN the|DT table|NN ?|. "|'' 
"|'' UH|NNP HUH|NNP ,|, SURE|NNP HONEY|NNP ,|, OR|NNP YES|NNP DEAR|NNP "|'' Translation|NN :|: Quite|RB meaningless|JJ .|. 
It|PRP 's|VBZ a|DT conditioned|JJ response|NN .|. 
"|'' IT|PRP WOULD|NNP TAKE|NNP TOO|NNP LONG|NNP TO|TO EXPLAIN|NNP "|'' Translation|NN :|: "|'' I|PRP have|VBP no|DT idea|NN how|WRB it|PRP works|VBZ .|. "|'' 
"|'' I|PRP WAS|VBD LISTENING|NNP TO|TO YOU|PRP .|. 
IT|PRP 'S|VBZ JUST|RB THAT|WDT I|PRP HAVE|NNP THINGS|NNP ON|NNP MY|NNP MIND|NNP "|'' Translation|NN :|: "|'' I|PRP was|VBD wondering|VBG if|IN that|DT redhead|NN over|IN there|EX is|VBZ wearing|VBG a|DT bra|NN .|. "|'' 
"|'' TAKE|NNP A|DT BREAK|NNP HONEY|NNP ,|, YOU|PRP '|POS RE|NNP WORKING|NNP TOO|NNP HARD|NNP "|'' Translation|NN :|: "|'' I|PRP ca|MD n't|RB hear|VB the|DT game|NN over|IN the|DT vacuum|NN cleaner|JJR "|'' "|'' THAT|WDT 'S|VBZ INTERESTING|NNP DEAR|NNP "|'' Translation|NN :|: "|'' Are|VBP you|PRP still|RB talking|VBG ?|. "|'' 
"|'' YOU|PRP KNOW|NNP HOW|NNP BAD|NNP MY|NNP MEMORY|NNP IS|VBZ "|'' Translation|NN :|: "|'' I|PRP remember|VBP the|DT theme|NN song|NN to|TO F|NNP Troop|NNP ,|, the|DT address|NN of|IN the|DT first|JJ girl|NN I|PRP ever|RB kissed|JJ and|CC the|DT vehicle|NN identification|NN numbers|NNS of|IN every|DT car|NN I|PRP 've|VBP ever|RB owned|VBN ,|, ....|. 
but|CC I|PRP forgot|VBD your|PRP$ birthday|NN .|. "|'' 
"|'' I|PRP WAS|VBD JUST|RB THINKING|NNP ABOUT|NNP YOU|PRP ,|, AND|CC GOT|NNP YOU|PRP THESE|NNP ROSES|NNP "|'' Translation|NN :|: "|'' The|DT girl|NN selling|VBG them|PRP was|VBD a|DT real|JJ babe|NN "|'' 
"|'' OH|NNP ,|, DO|NNP N'T|RB FUSS|NNP ,|, I|PRP JUST|RB CUT|NNP MYSELF|NNP ,|, IT|PRP 'S|VBZ NO|DT BIG|NNP DEAL|NNP "|'' Translation|NN :|: "|'' I|PRP have|VBP actually|RB severed|VBN a|DT limb|NN ,|, but|CC will|MD bleed|VB to|TO death|NN before|IN I|PRP admit|VBP that|IN I|PRP 'm|VBP hurt|VBN .|. "|'' 
"|'' HEY|NNP ,|, I|PRP '|POS VE|NNP GOT|NNP MY|NNP REASONS|NNP FOR|IN WHAT|WDT I|PRP '|POS M|NNP DOING|NNP .|. "|'' 
Translation|NN :|: "|'' And|CC I|PRP sure|JJ hope|NN I|PRP can|MD think|VB of|IN some|DT pretty|RB soon|RB .|. "|'' 
"|'' I|PRP CA|NNP N'T|RB FIND|NNP IT|PRP "|'' Translation|NN :|: "|'' It|PRP did|VBD n't|RB fall|VB into|IN my|PRP$ outstretched|JJ hands|NNS ,|, so|IN I|PRP 'm|VBP completely|RB clueless|JJ .|. "|'' 
"|'' WHAT|WDT DID|NNP I|PRP DO|NNP THIS|NNP TIME|NNP ?|. "|'' 
Translation|NN :|: "|'' What|WP did|VBD you|PRP catch|VBP me|PRP at|RP ?|. "|'' 
"|'' I|PRP HEARD|NNP YOU|PRP "|'' Translation|NN :|: "|'' I|PRP have|VBP n't|RB the|DT foggiest|NN clue|NN what|WP you|PRP just|RB said|VBD ,|, and|CC am|VBP hoping|VBG desperately|RB that|IN I|PRP can|MD fake|JJ it|PRP well|RB enough|RB so|IN that|IN you|PRP do|VBP n't|RB spend|VB the|DT next|JJ 3|CD days|NNS yelling|VBG at|IN me|PRP .|. "|'' 
"|'' YOU|PRP LOOK|NNP TERRIFIC|NNP "|'' Translation|NN :|: "|'' Oh|UH ,|, God|NNP ,|, please|VB do|VBP n't|RB try|VB on|IN one|CD more|JJR outfit|NN ,|, I|PRP 'm|VBP Starving|NNP .|. "|'' 
"|'' I|PRP '|POS M|NNP NOT|NNP LOST|NNP .|. 
I|PRP KNOW|NNP EXACTLY|NNP WHERE|NNP WE|NNP ARE|VBP .|. "|'' 
Translation|NN :|: "|'' No|DT one|NN will|MD ever|RB see|VB us|PRP alive|JJ again|RB .|. "|'' 
"|'' WE|NNP SHARE|NNP THE|DT HOUSEWORK|NNP "|'' Translation|NN :|: "|'' I|PRP make|VBP the|DT messes|NNS ,|, she|PRP cleans|VBZ them|PRP up|RP .|. "|'' 

The|DT Letter|NNP This|DT is|VBZ an|DT actual|JJ letter|NN sent|VBD to|TO a|DT bank|NN in|IN the|DT US|NNP .|. 
The|DT bank|NN thought|VBD it|PRP amusing|JJ enough|RB to|TO publish|VB it|PRP in|IN the|DT New|NNP York|NNP Times|NNP .|. 
Dear|RB Sir|NNP ,|, I|PRP am|VBP writing|VBG to|TO thank|VB you|PRP for|IN bouncing|VBG the|DT cheque|NN with|IN which|WDT I|PRP endeavoured|JJ to|TO pay|VB my|PRP$ plumber|NN last|JJ month|NN .|. 
By|IN my|PRP$ calculations|NNS some|DT three|CD nanoseconds|NNS must|MD have|VB elapsed|VBN between|IN his|PRP$ presenting|VBG the|DT cheque|NN ,|, and|CC the|DT arrival|NN in|IN my|PRP$ account|NN of|IN the|DT funds|NNS needed|VBN to|TO honour|NN it|PRP .|. 
I|PRP refer|VBP ,|, of|IN course|NN ,|, to|TO the|DT automatic|JJ monthly|JJ deposit|NN of|IN my|PRP$ entire|JJ salary|NN ,|, an|DT arrangement|NN which|WDT ,|, I|PRP admit|VBP ,|, has|VBZ only|RB been|VBN in|IN place|NN for|IN eight|CD years|NNS .|. 
You|PRP are|VBP to|TO be|VB commended|JJ for|IN seizing|VBG that|IN brief|JJ window|NN of|IN opportunity|NN ,|, and|CC also|RB for|IN debiting|VBG my|PRP$ account|NN with|IN $50|NN by|IN way|NN of|IN penalty|NN for|IN the|DT inconvenience|NN I|PRP caused|VBD your|PRP$ bank|NN .|. 
My|PRP$ thankfulness|NNS springs|VBZ from|IN the|DT manner|NN in|IN which|WDT this|DT incident|NN has|VBZ caused|VBN me|PRP to|TO re-think|JJ my|PRP$ errant|NN financial|JJ ways|NNS .|. 
You|PRP have|VBP set|VBN me|PRP on|IN the|DT path|NN of|IN fiscal|JJ righteousness|NNS .|. 
No|DT more|JJR will|MD our|PRP$ relationship|NN be|VB blighted|JJ by|IN these|DT unpleasant|JJ incidents|NNS ,|, for|IN I|PRP am|VBP restructuring|VBG my|PRP$ affairs|NNS in|IN 2000|CD ,|, taking|VBG as|IN my|PRP$ model|NN the|DT procedures|NNS ,|, attitudes|NNS and|CC conduct|NN of|IN your|PRP$ very|RB bank|NN .|. 
I|PRP can|MD think|VB of|IN no|DT greater|JJR compliment|NN ,|, and|CC I|PRP know|VBP you|PRP will|MD be|VB excited|VBN and|CC proud|JJ to|TO hear|VB it|PRP .|. 
To|TO this|DT end|NN ,|, please|VB be|VB advised|VBN about|IN the|DT following|VBG :|: First|CD ,|, I|PRP have|VBP noticed|VBN that|IN whereas|IN I|PRP personally|RB attend|VBP to|TO your|PRP$ telephone|NN calls|VBZ and|CC letters|NNS ,|, when|WRB I|PRP try|VBP to|TO contact|VB you|PRP I|PRP am|VBP confronted|VBN by|IN the|DT impersonal|NN ,|, ever-changing|JJ ,|, pre-recorded|JJ ,|, faceless|JJ entity|NN which|WDT your|PRP$ bank|NN has|VBZ become|VBN .|. 
From|IN now|RB on|IN I|PRP ,|, like|IN you|PRP ,|, choose|VB only|RB to|TO deal|VB with|IN a|DT flesh|NN and|CC blood|NN person|NN .|. 
My|PRP$ mortgage|NN and|CC loan|NN repayments|NNS will|MD ,|, therefore|RB and|CC hereafter|RB ,|, no|RB longer|RB be|VB automatic|JJ ,|, but|CC will|MD arrive|VB at|IN your|PRP$ bank|NN ,|, by|IN cheque|NN ,|, addressed|VBD personally|RB and|CC confidentially|RB to|TO an|DT employee|NN of|IN your|PRP$ branch|NN ,|, whom|WP you|PRP must|MD nominate|VB .|. 
You|PRP will|MD be|VB aware|JJ that|IN it|PRP is|VBZ an|DT offence|NN under|IN the|DT Postal|NNP Act|NNP for|IN any|DT other|JJ person|NN to|TO open|VB such|JJ an|DT envelope|NN .|. 
Please|VB find|VB attached|VBN an|DT Application|NNP Contact|NNP Status|NNP which|WDT I|PRP require|VBP your|PRP$ chosen|JJ employee|NN to|TO complete|VB .|. 
I|PRP am|VBP sorry|JJ it|PRP runs|VBZ to|TO eight|CD pages|NNS ,|, but|CC in|IN order|NN that|IN I|PRP know|VBP as|IN much|JJ about|IN him|PRP or|CC her|PRP as|IN your|PRP$ bank|NN knows|VBZ about|IN me|PRP ,|, there|EX is|VBZ no|DT alternative|NN .|. 
Please|VB note|NN that|IN all|DT copies|NNS of|IN his|PRP$ or|CC her|PRP$ medical|JJ history|NN must|MD be|VB countersigned|JJ by|IN a|DT Justice|NNP of|IN the|DT Peace|NN ,|, and|CC that|IN the|DT mandatory|JJ details|NNS of|IN his|PRP$ /|NN her|PRP$ financial|JJ situation|NN (|( income|NN ,|, debts|NNS ,|, assets|NNS and|CC liabilities|NNS )|) must|MD be|VB accompanied|VBN by|IN documented|VBN proof|NN .|. 
In|IN due|JJ course|NN I|PRP will|MD issue|VB your|PRP$ employee|NN with|IN a|DT PIN|NNP number|NN which|WDT he|PRP /|NN she|PRP must|MD quote|VB in|IN all|DT dealings|NNS with|IN me|PRP .|. 
I|PRP regret|VBP that|IN it|PRP can|MD not|RB be|VB shorter|JJR than|IN 28|CD digits|NNS but|CC ,|, again|RB ,|, I|PRP have|VBP modeled|VBN it|PRP on|IN the|DT number|NN of|IN button|NN presses|NNS required|VBN to|TO access|VB my|PRP$ account|NN balance|NN on|IN your|PRP$ phone|NN bank|NN service|NN .|. 
As|IN they|PRP say|VBP ,|, imitation|NN is|VBZ the|DT sincerest|NN form|NN of|IN flattery|NN .|. 
Let|VB me|PRP level|VBP the|DT playing|VBG field|NN even|RB further|RBR by|IN introducing|VBG you|PRP to|TO my|PRP$ new|JJ telephone|NN system|NN ,|, which|WDT you|PRP will|MD notice|VB ,|, is|VBZ very|RB much|RB like|IN yours|NNS .|. 
My|PRP$ Authorised|NNP Contact|NNP at|IN your|PRP$ bank|NN ,|, the|DT only|JJ person|NN with|IN whom|WP I|PRP will|MD have|VB any|DT dealings|NNS ,|, may|MD call|VB me|PRP at|IN any|DT time|NN and|CC will|MD be|VB answered|VBN by|IN an|DT automated|JJ voice|NN .|. 
By|IN pressing|VBG Buttons|NNP on|IN the|DT phone|NN ,|, he|PRP /|NN she|PRP will|MD be|VB guided|VBN through|IN an|DT extensive|JJ set|NN of|IN menus|NNS :|: 1|CD .|. 
To|TO make|VB an|DT appointment|NN to|TO see|VB me|PRP .|. 
2|CD .|. To|TO query|NN a|DT missing|VBG repayment|NN .|. 
3|CD .|. To|TO make|VB a|DT general|JJ complaint|NN or|CC inquiry|NN .|. 
4|CD .|. To|TO transfer|VB the|DT call|NN to|TO my|PRP$ living|VBG room|NN in|IN case|NN I|PRP am|VBP there|EX ;|: Extension|NNP of|IN living|VBG room|NN to|TO be|VB communicated|VBN at|IN the|DT time|NN the|DT call|NN is|VBZ received|VBN .|. 
5|CD .|. To|TO transfer|VB the|DT call|NN to|TO my|PRP$ bedroom|NN in|IN case|NN I|PRP am|VBP sleeping|VBG ;|: Extension|NNP of|IN bedroom|NN to|TO be|VB communicated|VBN at|IN the|DT time|NN the|DT call|NN is|VBZ received|VBN .|. 
6|CD .|. To|TO transfer|VB the|DT call|NN to|TO my|PRP$ toilet|NN in|IN case|NN I|PRP am|VBP attending|VBG to|TO nature|NN ;|: Extension|NNP of|IN toilet|NN to|TO be|VB communicated|VBN at|IN the|DT time|NN the|DT call|NN is|VBZ received|VBN .|. 
7|CD .|. To|TO transfer|VB the|DT call|NN to|TO my|PRP$ mobile|JJ phone|NN in|IN case|NN I|PRP am|VBP not|RB at|IN home|NN .|. 
8|CD .|. To|TO leave|VB a|DT message|NN on|IN my|PRP$ computer|NN .|. 
To|TO leave|VB a|DT message|NN a|DT password|NN to|TO access|VB my|PRP$ computer|NN is|VBZ required|VBN .|. 
Password|NNP will|MD be|VB communicated|VBN at|IN a|DT later|JJ date|NN to|TO the|DT contact|NN .|. 
9|CD .|. To|TO return|VB to|TO the|DT main|JJ menu|NN and|CC listen|VB carefully|RB to|TO options|NNS 1|CD to|TO 25|CD The|DT contact|NN will|MD then|RB be|VB put|VBN on|IN hold|NN ,|, pending|VBG the|DT attention|NN of|IN my|PRP$ automated|VBN answering|VBG service|NN .|. 
While|IN this|DT may|MD on|IN occasion|VB involve|VBP a|DT lengthy|JJ wait|NN ,|, uplifting|VBG music|NN will|MD play|VB for|IN the|DT duration|NN .|. 
This|DT month|NN I|PRP 've|VBP chosen|VBN a|DT refrain|NN from|IN The|DT Best|JJS Of|IN Woody|NNP Guthrie|NNP :|: .......|. "|'' Oh|UH ,|, the|DT banks|NNS are|VBP made|VBN of|IN marble|NN .......|. With|IN a|DT guard|NN at|IN every|DT door|NN .......|. And|CC the|DT vaults|NNS are|VBP filled|VBN with|IN silver|NN .......|. That|DT the|DT miners|NNS sweated|VBN for|IN "|'' After|IN twenty|CD minutes|NNS of|IN that|DT ,|, our|PRP$ mutual|JJ contact|NN will|MD probably|RB know|VB it|PRP off|IN by|IN heart|NN .|. 
On|IN a|DT more|RBR serious|JJ note|NN ,|, we|PRP come|VBP to|TO the|DT matter|NN of|IN cost|NN .|. 
As|IN your|PRP$ bank|NN has|VBZ often|RB pointed|VBN out|IN ,|, the|DT ongoing|JJ drive|NN for|IN greater|JJR efficiency|NN comes|VBZ at|IN a|DT cost|NN ,|, a|DT cost|NN which|WDT you|PRP have|VBP always|RB been|VBN quick|JJ to|TO pass|VB on|IN to|TO me|PRP .|. 
Let|VB me|PRP repay|VB your|PRP$ kindness|NN by|IN passing|VBG some|DT costs|NNS back|RB .|. 
First|CD ,|, there|EX is|VBZ the|DT matter|NN of|IN advertising|NN material|NN you|PRP send|VBP me|PRP .|. 
This|DT I|PRP will|MD read|VB for|IN a|DT fee|NN of|IN $|$ 20|CD /|NN page|NN .|. 
Enquiries|NNP from|IN your|PRP$ nominated|JJ contact|NN will|MD be|VB billed|VBN at|IN $5|NN per|IN minute|NN of|IN my|PRP$ time|NN spent|VBD in|IN response|NN .|. 
Any|DT debits|NNS to|TO my|PRP$ account|NN ,|, as|RB ,|, for|IN example|NN ,|, in|IN the|DT matter|NN of|IN the|DT penalty|NN for|IN the|DT dishonoured|JJ cheque|NN ,|, will|MD be|VB passed|VBN back|RB to|TO you|PRP .|. 
My|PRP$ new|JJ phone|NN service|NN runs|VBZ at|IN 75|CD cents|NNS a|DT minute|NN (|( even|RB Woody|NNP Guthrie|NNP does|VBZ n't|RB come|VB free|JJ )|) ,|, so|IN you|PRP would|MD be|VB well|RB advised|VBN to|TO keep|VB your|PRP$ enquiries|NNS brief|JJ and|CC to|TO the|DT point|NN .|. Regrettably|RB ,|, but|CC again|RB following|VBG your|PRP$ example|NN ,|, I|PRP must|MD also|RB levy|VB an|DT establishment|NN fee|NN to|TO cover|VB the|DT setting|VBG up|RP of|IN this|DT new|JJ arrangement|NN .|. 
Name|NN Your|PRP$ humble|JJ client|NN .|. 

Said|VBD in|IN Court|NNP These|DT are|VBP things|NNS people|NNS actually|RB said|VBD in|IN court|NN ,|, word|NN for|IN word|NN ,|, taken|VBN down|RB and|CC now|RB published|VBN by|IN court|NN reporters|NNS who|WP had|VBD the|DT torment|VB of|IN staying|VBG calm|NN while|IN these|DT exchanges|NNS were|VBD actually|RB taking|VBG place|NN :|: Q|NNP :|: What|WP was|VBD the|DT first|JJ thing|NN your|PRP$ husband|NN said|VBD to|TO you|PRP when|WRB he|PRP woke|VBD that|DT morning|NN ?|. 
A|DT :|: He|PRP said|VBD ,|, "|'' Where|WRB am|VBP I|PRP ,|, Cathy|NNP ?|. "|'' 
Q|NNP :|: And|CC why|WRB did|VBD that|WDT upset|VBD you|PRP ?|. 
A|DT :|: My|PRP$ name|NN is|VBZ Susan|NNP .|. 

Q|NNP :|: And|CC where|WRB was|VBD the|DT location|NN of|IN the|DT accident|NN ?|. 
A|DT :|: Approximately|RB milepost|NN 499|CD .|. 
Q|NNP :|: And|CC where|WRB is|VBZ milepost|NN 499|CD ?|. 
A|DT :|: Probably|RB between|IN milepost|NN 498|CD and|CC 500|CD .|. 

Q|NNP :|: Did|VBD you|PRP blow|NN your|PRP$ horn|NN or|CC anything|NN ?|. 
A|DT :|: After|IN the|DT accident|NN ?|. Q|NNP :|: Before|IN the|DT accident|NN .|. 
A|DT :|: Sure|RB ,|, I|PRP played|VBD for|IN ten|CD years|NNS .|. 
I|PRP even|RB went|VBD to|TO school|VB for|IN it|PRP .|. 

Box|NNP Clever|NNP ?|. When|WRB I|PRP was|VBD a|DT kid|NN ,|, we|PRP had|VBD a|DT quicksand|NN box|NN in|IN the|DT back|NN yard|NN .|. 
Eventually|RB I|PRP was|VBD an|DT only|JJ child|NN .|. 
-|: Steven|NNP Wright|NNP 

Due|NNP Credit|NNP The|DT trouble|NN with|IN doing|VBG something|NN right|NN the|DT first|JJ time|NN ,|, is|VBZ then|RB that|DT nobody|NN appreciates|VBZ how|WRB difficult|JJ it|PRP was|VBD .|. 

Ai|NNP n't|RB that|IN so|RB …|NN ?|. Paper|NNP is|VBZ always|RB strongest|JJS at|IN the|DT perforations|NNS .|. 

A|DT Straight|NNP line|NN ….|. Laughter|NNP is|VBZ the|DT shortest|JJS distance|NN between|IN two|CD people|NNS .|. 

