Dam|NNP it|PRP …|NN .|. .|. "|'' No|DT ,|, I|PRP did|VBD n't|RB actually|RB build|VB this|DT one|CD ,|, "|'' said|VBD the|DT beaver|NN to|TO the|DT rabbit|NN ,|, as|IN they|PRP stared|VBD up|RB at|IN the|DT immense|JJ bulk|NN of|IN the|DT Hydro-|NNP Electric|NNP Power|NNP Dam|NNP ,|, "|'' but|CC it|PRP 's|VBZ based|VBN on|IN an|DT idea|NN of|IN mine|NN .|. "|'' 

DUMB|NNP SPORTS|NNP QUOTES|NNP "|'' And|CC here|RB 's|POS Moses|NNP Kiptanui|NNP ,|, the|DT 19|CD year|NN old|JJ Kenyan|NNP ,|, who|WP turned|VBD 20|CD a|DT few|JJ weeks|NNS ago|RB .|. "|'' 
(|( David|NNP Coleman|NNP )|) "|'' Its|PRP$ a|DT great|JJ advantage|NN to|TO be|VB able|JJ to|TO hurdle|NN with|IN both|DT legs|NNS "|'' (|( David|NNP Coleman|NNP )|) Jimmy|NNP Hill|NNP :|: "|'' Do|VBP n't|RB sit|VB on|IN the|DT fence|NN Terry|NNP .|. 
What|WP chance|NN do|VBP you|PRP think|VBP Germany|NNP has|VBZ of|IN getting|VBG through|RP ?|. "|'' 
Terry|NNP Venables|NNP :|: "|'' I|PRP think|VBP it|PRP 's|VBZ 50|CD -|: 50|CD .|. "|'' 
"|'' There|EX is|VBZ Brendan|NNP Foster|NNP ,|, by|IN himself|PRP ,|, with|IN 20,000|CD people|NNS .|. "|'' 
(|( David|NNP Coleman|NNP )|) "|'' The|DT lead|JJ car|NN is|VBZ absolutely|RB unique|JJ ,|, except|IN for|IN the|DT one|CD behind|IN it|PRP which|WDT is|VBZ identical|JJ .|. "|'' 
(|( Murray|NNP Walker|NNP )|) "|'' I|PRP owe|VBP a|DT lot|NN to|TO my|PRP$ parents|NNS ,|, especially|RB my|PRP$ mother|NN and|CC father|NN .|. "|'' 
(|( Greg|NNP Norman|NNP )|) "|'' There|EX have|VBP been|VBN injuries|NNS and|CC deaths|NNS in|IN boxing|VBG ,|, but|CC none|NN of|IN them|PRP serious|JJ .|. "|'' 
(|( Alan|NNP Minter|NNP )|) "|'' Watch|NNP the|DT time|NN .|. 
It|PRP gives|VBZ you|PRP an|DT indication|NN of|IN how|WRB fast|RB they|PRP are|VBP running|VBG .|. "|'' 
(|( Ron|NNP Pickering|NNP )|) "|'' That|DT 's|VBZ inches|NNS away|RB from|IN being|VBG millimeter|NN perfect|JJ .|. "|'' 
(|( Ted|NNP Lowe|NNP )|) "|'' The|DT Queen|NNP 's|POS Park|NNP Oval|NNP ,|, exactly|RB as|IN its|PRP$ name|NN suggests|VBZ ,|, is|VBZ absolutely|RB round|NN .|. "|'' 
(|( Tony|NNP Crozier|NNP )|) 

How|WRB 's|POS that|IN again|RB ?|. ?|. In|IN the|DT Opera|NNP '|POS Tosca|NNP '|POS ,|, Mario|NNP (|( under|IN sentence|NN of|IN death|NN )|) sings|VBZ this|DT song|NN .|. 
The|DT translation|NN offered|VBN below|IN seems|VBZ to|TO lose|VB a|DT little|JJ of|IN the|NNP '|POS flowing|VBG charm|NN '|'' of|IN the|DT original|JJ Italian|JJ …….|. 
Yes|UH ?|. ?|. 
The|DT stars|NNS were|VBD shining|VBG ...|... 
the|DT dirt|NN smelt|VBN sweet|JJ ...|... 
and|CC the|DT garden|NN gate|NN needs|VBZ oiling|VBG .|. 
A|DT footstep|NN brushed|VBD the|DT sand|NN and|CC my|PRP$ lover|NN ,|, who|WP smells|VBZ ,|, tripped|VBN and|CC I|PRP caught|VBD her|PRP .|. 
Oh|UH ,|, soft|JJ kisses|NNS ,|, tender|NN caresses|NNS ,|, send|VB me|PRP into|IN seizures|NNS while|IN I|PRP discover|VBP her|PRP$ face|NN .|. 
My|PRP$ dream|NN of|IN love|NN is|VBZ vanished|VBN forever|RB ,|, that|DT time|NN is|VBZ gone|VBN and|CC my|PRP$ despair|NN is|VBZ killing|VBG me|PRP .|. 
Boy|NNP ,|, do|VBP I|PRP love|VBP being|VBG alive|JJ .|. 

New|NNP Commandments|NNP The|DT following|VBG statements|NNS about|IN the|DT Bible|NNP were|VBD written|VBN by|IN children|NNS and|CC have|VBP not|RB been|VBN retouched|JJ or|CC corrected|VBN .|. 
1|CD .|. The|DT seventh|JJ commandment|NN is|VBZ thou|NN shalt|NN not|RB admit|VB adultery|NN .|. 
2|CD .|. A|DT Christian|NNP should|MD have|VB only|RB one|CD spouse|NN .|. 
This|DT is|VBZ called|VBN monotony|NN .|. 
3|CD .|. Adam|NNP and|CC Eve|NNP were|VBD created|VBN from|IN an|DT apple|NN tree|NN .|. 
4|CD .|. Noah|NNP 's|POS wife|NN was|VBD called|VBN Joan|NNP of|IN Ark|NNP .|. 
5|CD .|. Lot|NN 's|POS wife|NN was|VBD a|DT pillar|NN of|IN salt|NN by|IN day|NN ,|, but|CC a|DT ball|NN of|IN fire|NN by|IN night|NN .|. 
6|CD .|. The|DT Jews|NNPS were|VBD a|DT proud|JJ people|NNS and|CC throughout|IN history|NN they|PRP had|VBD trouble|NN with|IN unsympathetic|JJ Genitals|NNP .|. 
7|CD .|. Moses|NNP led|VBD the|DT Hebrews|NNP to|TO the|DT Red|NNP Sea|NNP ,|, where|WRB they|PRP made|VBD unleavened|JJ bread|NN ,|, which|WDT is|VBZ bread|NN without|IN any|DT ingredients|NNS .|. 
8|CD .|. The|DT first|JJ commandment|NN was|VBD when|WRB Eve|NNP told|VBD Adam|NNP to|TO eat|VB the|DT apple|NN .|. 
9|CD .|. Moses|NNP died|VBD before|IN he|PRP ever|RB reached|VBD Texas|NNP .|. 
10|CD .|. Then|RB Joshua|NNP led|VBD the|DT Hebrews|NNP in|IN the|DT battle|NN of|IN Geritol|NNP .|. 
11|CD .|. The|DT greatest|JJS miracle|NN in|IN the|DT Bible|NNP is|VBZ when|WRB Joshua|NNP told|VBD his|PRP$ son|NN to|TO stand|VB still|RB and|CC he|PRP obeyed|JJ him|PRP .|. 
12|CD .|. David|NNP was|VBD a|DT Hebrew|NNP king|NN skilled|JJ at|IN playing|VBG the|DT liar|NN .|. 
He|PRP fought|VBD with|IN the|DT Finklesteins|NNP ,|, a|DT race|NN of|IN people|NNS who|WP lived|VBD in|IN Biblical|NNP times|NNS .|. 
13|CD .|. Solomon|NNP ,|, one|CD of|IN David|NNP 's|POS sons|NNS ,|, had|VBD 300|CD wives|NNS ,|, and|CC 700|CD porcupines|NNS .|. 
14|CD .|. Jesus|NNP was|VBD born|VBN because|IN Mary|NNP had|VBD an|DT immaculate|NN contraption|NN .|. 
15|CD .|. Jesus|NNP enunciated|JJ the|DT Golden|NNP Rule|NNP ,|, which|WDT says|VBZ to|TO do|VB one|CD to|TO others|NNS before|IN they|PRP do|VBP one|CD to|TO you|PRP .|. 

Dress|NNP Sense|NN Employed|NNP by|IN the|DT human-development|JJ center|NN of|IN a|DT larger|JJR corporation|NN ,|, a|DT young|JJ woman|NN trains|VBZ employees|NNS in|IN proper|JJ dress|NN codes|NNS and|CC etiquette|NN .|. 
One|CD day|NN as|IN she|PRP was|VBD stepping|VBG onto|IN the|DT elevator|NN ,|, a|DT man|NN casually|RB dressed|VBD in|IN jeans|NNS and|CC a|DT golf|NN shirt|NN got|VBD on|IN with|IN her|PRP .|. 
Thinking|NNP of|IN her|PRP$ responsibilities|NNS ,|, she|PRP scolded|VBN ,|, "|'' Dressed|NNP a|DT little|JJ casually|RB today|NN ,|, are|VBP n't|RB we|PRP ?|. "|'' 
The|DT man|NN shrugged|VBD ,|, "|'' Yeah|UH ,|, well|RB ,|, that|DT 's|VBZ one|CD benefit|NN of|IN owning|VBG the|DT company|NN .|. "|'' 

True|JJ "|'' A|DT couple|NN of|IN months|NNS research|NN in|IN the|DT laboratory|NN can|MD save|VB a|DT couple|NN of|IN hours|NNS research|NN in|IN the|DT library|NN .|. "|'' 
-|: Westheimer|NNP 's|POS Discovery|NNP "|'' Gravity|NNP can|MD not|RB be|VB held|VBN responsible|JJ for|IN two|CD people|NNS falling|VBG in|IN love|NN .|. "|'' 
-|: Albert|NNP Einstein|NNP 

Secret|JJ to|TO Success|NNP Helen|NNP and|CC Amanda|NNP were|VBD discussing|VBG their|PRP$ busy|JJ schedules|NNS .|. 
Helen|NNP said|VBD ,|, "|'' Amanda|NNP ,|, I|PRP must|MD ask|VB you|PRP something|NN .|. 
Every|DT day|NN I|PRP feel|VBP incredibly|RB run|VB down|RB and|CC tired|JJ .|. 
And|CC yet|RB ,|, I|PRP see|VBP you|PRP looking|VBG as|RB fresh|JJ as|IN a|DT rose|VBD .|. 
I|PRP have|VBP to|TO know|VB :|: what|WP 's|VBZ your|PRP$ secret|JJ ?|. "|'' 
"|'' My|PRP$ secret|JJ ?|. 
Every|DT morning|NN ,|, without|IN fail|VB ,|, I|PRP wake|VBP up|RB at|IN six|CD o'clock|RB sharp|JJ .|. "|'' 
"|'' You|PRP wake|VBP up|RB at|IN six|CD o'clock|RB ?|. "|'' 
"|'' Yes|UH ,|, and|CC then|RB I|PRP look|VBP at|IN the|DT clock|NN ,|, see|VB what|WP time|NN it|PRP is|VBZ ,|, and|CC go|VB back|RB to|TO sleep|VB for|IN another|DT four|CD hours|NNS .|. "|'' 

Take|VB off|IN the|DT receiver|NN I|PRP took|VBD a|DT part|NN time|NN job|NN as|IN an|DT opinion|NN poll|NN sampler|NN .|. 
On|IN my|PRP$ very|RB first|JJ call|NN ,|, I|PRP introduced|VBD myself|PRP ,|, "|'' Hello|UH ,|, this|DT is|VBZ a|DT telephone|NN poll|NN .|. "|'' 
The|DT man|NN replied|VBD ,|, "|'' Yeeeah|NNP ,|, and|CC this|DT is|VBZ a|DT street|NN lamp|NN !|. "|'' 

Coma|NNP A|DT pregnant|JJ Irish|JJ woman|NN from|IN Dublin|NNP gets|VBZ in|IN a|DT car|NN accident|NN and|CC falls|VBZ into|IN a|DT deep|JJ coma|NN .|. 
Asleep|NNP for|IN nearly|RB 6|CD months|NNS ,|, when|WRB she|PRP wakes|NNS up|RB she|PRP sees|VBZ that|IN she|PRP is|VBZ no|DT longer|RB pregnant|JJ and|CC frantically|RB asks|VBZ the|DT doctor|NN about|IN her|PRP$ baby|NN .|. 
The|DT doctor|NN replies|VBZ ,|, "|'' Ma'am|NNP you|PRP had|VBD twins|NNS !|. 
a|DT boy|NN and|CC a|DT girl|NN .|. 
Your|PRP$ brother|NN from|IN Cork|NNP came|VBD in|IN and|CC named|VBD them|PRP .|. "|'' 
The|DT woman|NN thinks|VBZ to|TO herself|PRP ,|, "|'' Oh|UH No|DT ,|, not|RB my|PRP$ brother|NN ...|... 
he|PRP 's|VBZ an|DT idiot|NN !|. "|'' 
She|PRP asks|VBZ the|DT doctor|NN ,|, "|'' Well|RB ,|, what|WP 's|VBZ the|DT girl|NN 's|POS name|NN ?|. "|'' 
"|'' Denise|NNP .|. "|'' 
Wow|UH ,|, that|DT 's|VBZ not|RB a|DT bad|JJ name|NN ,|, I|PRP like|VBP it|PRP !|. 
What|WP 's|VBZ the|DT boy|NN 's|POS name|NN ?|. "|'' 
"|'' Denephew|NNP .|. "|'' 

The|DT plane|NN crash|NN Ireland|NNP 's|POS worst|JJS air|NN disaster|NN occurred|VBD today|NN when|WRB a|DT small|JJ 2|CD -|: seater|NN Cessna|NNP plane|NN crashed|VBD into|IN a|DT cemetery|NN this|DT afternoon|NN in|IN central|JJ Ireland|NNP .|. 
Irish|JJ search|NN and|CC rescue|NN workers|NNS have|VBP recovered|VBN 826|CD bodies|NNS so|RB far|RB and|CC expect|VBP that|DT number|NN to|TO climb|VB as|IN digging|NN continues|VBZ into|IN the|DT night|NN .|. 

Now|RB hear|VB this|DT ...|... Duct|NNP tape|NN is|VBZ like|IN the|DT Force|NNP .|. 
It|PRP has|VBZ a|DT light|JJ side|NN &|CC a|DT dark|JJ side|NN ,|, and|CC it|PRP holds|VBZ the|DT universe|NN together|RB .|. 
A|DT closed|JJ mouth|NN gathers|VBZ no|DT foot|NN .|. 
Sex|NN is|VBZ like|IN air|NN .|. 
It|PRP 's|VBZ not|RB important|JJ unless|IN you|PRP are|VBP n't|RB getting|VBG any|DT .|. 
No|DT one|NN is|VBZ listening|VBG until|IN you|PRP make|VBP a|DT mistake|NN .|. 
Never|RB test|NN the|DT depth|NN of|IN the|DT water|NN with|IN both|DT feet|NNS .|. 
It|PRP may|MD be|VB that|IN your|PRP$ sole|JJ purpose|NN in|IN life|NN is|VBZ simply|RB to|TO serve|VB as|IN a|DT warning|NN to|TO others|NNS .|. 
If|IN you|PRP think|VBP nobody|NN cares|VBZ if|IN you|PRP 're|VBP alive|JJ ,|, try|VB missing|VBG a|DT couple|NN of|IN car|NN payments|NNS .|. 
If|IN at|IN first|JJ you|PRP do|VBP n't|RB succeed|VB ,|, skydiving|VBG is|VBZ not|RB for|IN you|PRP .|. 
Give|VB a|DT man|NN a|DT fish|NN and|CC he|PRP will|MD eat|VB for|IN a|DT day|NN .|. 
Teach|NNP him|PRP how|WRB to|TO fish|NN ,|, and|CC he|PRP will|MD sit|VB in|IN a|DT boat|NN &|CC drink|NN beer|NN all|DT day|NN .|. 
If|IN you|PRP lend|VBP someone|NN $20|NN ,|, and|CC never|RB see|VB that|DT person|NN again|RB ,|, it|PRP was|VBD probably|RB worth|JJ it|PRP .|. 
Do|VBP n't|RB squat|JJ with|IN your|PRP$ spurs|VBZ on|IN .|. 
If|IN you|PRP tell|VBP the|DT truth|NN ,|, you|PRP do|VBP n't|RB have|VB to|TO remember|VB anything|NN .|. 
Some|DT days|NNS you|PRP are|VBP the|DT bug|NN ,|, some|DT days|NNS you|PRP are|VBP the|DT windshield|NN .|. 
Timing|NN has|VBZ an|DT awful|JJ lot|NN to|TO do|VB with|IN the|DT outcome|NN of|IN a|DT rain|NN dance|NN .|. 
There|EX are|VBP two|CD theories|NNS to|TO arguing|VBG with|IN women|NNS .|. 
Neither|DT one|CD works|VBZ .|. 
The|DT best|JJS time|NN to|TO miss|VB a|DT train|NN is|VBZ at|IN a|DT crossing|VBG .|. 
And|CC ,|, finally|RB ,|, never|RB play|VB leap|NN frog|NN with|IN a|DT unicorn|NN .|. 

