USSRSOS|NNP Some|DT new|JJ information|NN has|VBZ come|VBN to|TO light|VB over|IN the|DT Kursk|NNP disaster|NN .|. 
(|( For|IN those|DT with|IN short|JJ attention|NN spans|NNS ,|, the|DT Kursk|NNP was|VBD the|DT submarine|NN that|WDT blew|VBD up|RB and|CC sank|VBD in|IN the|DT Arctic|NNP Ocean|NNP killing|VBG all|DT 118|CD on|IN board|NN .|. )|) 
The|DT Russians|NNPS tried|VBD to|TO blame|VB the|DT incident|NN on|IN a|DT collision|NN with|IN an|DT unidentified|JJ object|VBP .|. 
However|RB ,|, sonar|NN tapes|NNS which|WDT recorded|VBD the|DT blasts|NNS (|( a|DT small|JJ one|CD at|IN first|JJ ,|, then|RB a|DT much|RB larger|JJR one|CD ,|, two|CD minutes|NNS later|RB )|) ,|, cast|NN doubt|NN on|IN these|DT claims|NNS .|. 
A|DT whistle-blower|JJ within|IN the|DT Russian|JJ military|NN has|VBZ leaked|VBN that|IN the|DT crew|NN of|IN the|DT Kursk|NNP was|VBD testing|VBG a|DT new|JJ type|NN of|IN torpedo|VB when|WRB the|DT accident|NN occurred|VBD .|. 
It|PRP seemed|VBD very|RB likely|JJ that|IN the|DT test|NN did|VBD n't|RB go|VB quite|RB as|IN planned|VBN .|. 
While|IN rescue|NN efforts|NNS to|TO save|VB the|DT survivors|NNS of|IN the|DT Kursk|NNP failed|VBD ,|, salvage|VB crews|NNS were|VBD able|JJ to|TO recover|VB a|DT '|POS Black|NNP Box|NNP '|POS from|IN the|DT submarine|NN which|WDT recorded|VBD events|NNS leading|VBG up|RP to|TO the|DT explosion|NN .|. 
As|IN luck|NN would|MD have|VB it|PRP ,|, we|PRP managed|VBD to|TO obtain|VB a|DT copy|NN of|IN those|DT tapes|NNS .|. 
It|PRP turns|VBZ out|RP that|IN the|DT submarine|NN crew|NN was|VBD trying|VBG to|TO load|VB Microsoft|NNP Windows|NNP on|IN their|PRP$ fire|NN control|NN computer|NN .|. 
Their|PRP$ intent|NN was|VBD to|TO replace|VB the|DT aging|VBG CP|NNP /|NN M|NNP operating|VBG system|NN with|IN the|DT flashier|JJR Windows|NNP OS|NNP .|. 
Apparently|RB ,|, the|DT Russians|NNPS did|VBD n't|RB know|VB about|IN the|DT legendary|JJ stability|NN problems|NNS exhibited|VBN by|IN Windows|NNP .|. 
The|DT log|NN tapes|NNS make|VB this|DT painfully|RB obvious|JJ :|: 

Captain|NNP :|: Is|VBZ the|DT new|JJ fire|NN control|NN Windows|NNP OS|NNP installed|VBD yet|RB ?|. 
Seaman|NNP :|: Almost|RB Sir|NNP .|. 
We|PRP just|RB need|VBP to|TO finish|VB filling|VBG out|RP the|DT registration|NN card|NN .|. 
Captain|NNP :|: Excellent|NNP !|. .|. 
Soon|RB we|PRP will|MD be|VB able|JJ to|TO point|VB and|CC click|NN our|PRP$ enemies|NNS into|IN oblivion|NN .|. 
-|: [|NN evil|JJ laughter|NN in|IN background|NN ]|NN 
Seaman|NNP :|: Captain|NNP !|. 
It|PRP is|VBZ booting|VBG !|. 
Look|VB ,|, it|PRP says|VBZ "|'' Preparing|NNP to|TO run|VB Windows|NNP for|IN the|DT first|JJ time|NN "|'' .|. 
-|: [|NN Very|RB long|JJ pause|NN ]|NN 
Seaman|NNP :|: Arrgh|NNP !|. 
Sir|NNP ,|, it|PRP wants|VBZ me|PRP to|TO reboot|NN again|RB .|. 
That|DT makes|VBZ the|DT 27th|JJ time|NN .|. 
Captain|NNP :|: Hmmm|NNP .|. 
This|DT is|VBZ not|RB encouraging|VBG .|. 
Go|VB ahead|RB and|CC reboot|NN again|RB .|. 
Seaman|NNP :|: Aye|NNP Sir|NNP .|. 
-|: [|NN another|DT long|JJ pause|NN ]|NN 
Seaman|NNP :|: Captain|NNP ,|, it|PRP is|VBZ up|RB again|RB .|. 
It|PRP says|VBZ it|PRP found|VBD new|JJ hardware|NN ...|... 
A|DT CD-ROM|NN drive|NN and|CC that|IN it|PRP needs|VBZ drivers|NNS .|. 
Captain|NNP :|: Where|WRB are|VBP the|DT drivers|NNS ?|. 
Seaman|NNP :|: On|IN the|DT CD-ROM|NN .|. 
Captain|NNP :|: You|PRP are|VBP joking|VBG ,|, right|NN ?|. 
Seaman|NNP :|: No|DT Sir|NNP .|. 
Captain|NNP :|: Reboot|NNP the|DT damn|NN thing|NN again|RB .|. 
I|PRP am|VBP starting|VBG not|RB to|TO like|IN this|DT Windows|NNP .|. 
-|: [|NN another|DT long|JJ pause|NN ]|NN 
Seaman|NNP :|: Sir|NNP !|. 
It|PRP is|VBZ back|RB !|. 
It|PRP says|VBZ it|PRP found|VBD the|DT Gorby|NNP 2000|CD Torpedo|NNP and|CC is|VBZ looking|VBG for|IN the|DT device|NN drivers|NNS .|. 
Do|VBP we|PRP have|VB a|DT driver|NN disk|NN ?|. 
Captain|NNP :|: I|PRP do|VBP not|RB think|VB so|RB .|. 
Seaman|NNP :|: I|PRP will|MD tell|VB it|PRP to|TO use|VB the|DT default|NN drivers|NNS .|. 
-|: [|NN another|DT long|JJ pause|NN ]|NN 
Seaman|NNP :|: Crap|NNP .|. 
It|PRP wants|VBZ to|TO reboot|NN again|RB .|. 
Captain|NNP :|: How|WRB many|JJ times|NNS are|VBP we|PRP going|VBG to|TO reboot|NN today|NN ?|. 
This|DT is|VBZ taking|VBG forever|RB .|. 
Our|PRP$ hull|NN is|VBZ going|VBG to|TO rust|NN out|IN before|IN this|DT works|VBZ .|. 
-|: [|NN another|DT long|JJ pause|NN ]|NN 
Seaman|NNP :|: Sir|NNP !|. 
It|PRP is|VBZ up|RB and|CC this|DT time|NN it|PRP is|VBZ not|RB asking|VBG for|IN anything|NN !|. 
Captain|NNP :|: Really|RB ?|. 
No|DT device|NN drivers|NNS ?|. 
No|DT registration|NN cards|NNS ?|. 
No|DT user|NN profiles|NNS ?|. 
Seaman|NNP :|: No|DT Sir|NNP .|. 
I|PRP think|VBP it|PRP is|VBZ ready|JJ .|. 
Captain|NNP :|: Good|JJ work|NN .|. 
Now|RB click|NN on|IN the|DT fire|NN control|NN icon|NN and|CC let|VB us|PRP see|VB how|WRB this|DT works|VBZ .|. 
Seaman|NNP :|: Clicking|NNP now|RB ,|, Sir|NNP .|. 
-|: [|NN another|DT long|JJ pause|NN ]|NN 
Captain|NNP :|: Why|WRB does|VBZ the|DT fire|NN control|NN screen|NN have|VBP a|DT dancing|NN paper|NN clip|NN on|IN it|PRP ?|. 
Seaman|NNP :|: I|PRP have|VBP no|DT idea|NN Sir|NNP .|. 
Captain|NNP :|: Hmmm|NNP ,|, well|RB try|VB clicking|VBG on|IN the|DT menu|NN .|. 
Seaman|NNP :|: Aye|NNP Sir|NNP .|. 
Let|NNP us|PRP see|VB ;|: Open|NNP E-|NNP mail|NN ,|, Spam|NNP a|DT friend|NN ,|, Mail|NNP a|DT Virus|NNP ,|, Fire|NNP a|DT Torpedo|NNP .|. 
Captain|NNP :|: We|PRP will|MD Spam|NNP a|DT friend|NN later|RB .|. 
Let|VB us|PRP fire|NN a|DT torpedo|VB .|. 
Seaman|NNP :|: Aye|NNP Sir|NNP .|. 
-|: [|NN another|DT long|JJ pause|NN ]|NN 
Seaman|NNP :|: It|PRP is|VBZ asking|VBG us|PRP to|TO load|VB the|DT torpedo|VB and|CC to|TO click|NN when|WRB ready|JJ .|. 
Captain|NNP :|: Torpedo|NNP room|NN ,|, load|NN a|DT torpedo|VB in|IN tube|NN number|NN 1|CD !|. 
[|NN intercom|NN :|: ]|NN This|DT is|VBZ the|DT Torpedo|NNP room|NN .|. 
The|DT torpedo|VB is|VBZ loaded|VBN Sir|NNP .|. 
Captain|NNP :|: Click|NNP on|IN the|DT continue|VB button|NN .|. 
Seaman|NNP :|: Aye|NNP Sir|NNP .|. 
-|: [|NN another|DT long|JJ pause|NN ]|NN 
Seaman|NNP :|: It|PRP is|VBZ asking|VBG for|IN a|DT target|NN Sir|NNP .|. 
Captain|NNP :|: Hmmm|NNP ,|, target|NN the|DT Rainbow|NNP Warrior|NNP .|. 
Seaman|NNP :|: Aye|NNP Sir|NNP .|. 
Damn|NNP !|. 
It|PRP says|VBZ the|DT torpedo|VB is|VBZ low|JJ on|IN ink|NN .|. 
Captain|NNP :|: Click|NNP ignore|VB .|. 
We|PRP will|MD get|VB some|DT ink|NN when|WRB we|PRP return|VBP to|TO base|VB .|. 
Seaman|NNP :|: Aye|NNP Sir|NNP .|. 
We|PRP are|VBP ready|JJ to|TO fire|VB .|. 
Captain|NNP :|: Very|RB good|JJ .|. 
You|PRP may|MD fire|VB when|WRB ready|JJ .|. 
Seaman|NNP :|: Firing|NNP torpedo|VB Sir|NNP .|. 
-|: [|NN another|DT really|RB long|JJ pause|NN ]|NN 
Captain|NNP :|: Well|RB ?|. 
Seaman|NNP :|: I|PRP am|VBP trying|VBG Sir|NNP .|. 
Nothing|NN is|VBZ happening|VBG .|. 
Wait|VB a|DT minute|NN ....|. 
[|NN a|DT loud|JJ explosion|NN is|VBZ heard|VBN in|IN the|DT background|NN followed|VBN by|IN screaming|VBG on|IN intercom|NN ]|NN 
Captain|NNP :|: What|WP the|DT ****|NN was|VBD that|IN ?|. !|. ?|. !|. ?|. 
Seaman|NNP :|: Captain|NNP !|. 
A|DT new|JJ screen|NN has|VBZ appeared|VBN !|. 
Outlook|NNP Express|NNP Fire|NNP Control|NNP has|VBZ performed|VBN an|DT illegal|JJ operation|NN and|CC will|MD be|VB shut|VB down|RB .|. 
Click|NNP '|POS OK|JJ '|POS to|TO continue|VB .|. 
Seaman|NNP :|: Oh|UH my|PRP$ God|NNP !|. 
The|DT paper|NN clip|NN has|VBZ died|VBN !|. 
What|WP should|MD I|PRP do|VB ?|. 
Captain|NNP :|: Shut|NNP it|PRP down|RB !|. 
Shut|NNP it|PRP down|RB !|. 
Seaman|NNP :|: It|PRP is|VBZ not|RB responding|VBG Sir|NNP !|. 
Captain|NNP :|: Try|VB '|POS CTRL-ALT-DELETE|NNP '|POS !|. 
Seaman|NNP :|: Aye|NNP Sir|NNP .|. 
We|PRP are|VBP in|IN luck|NN !|. 
The|DT task|NN manager|NN is|VBZ still|RB operating|VBG .|. 
I|PRP 'm|VBP instructing|VBG the|DT task|NN manager|NN to|TO shut|VB down|RB Outlook|NNP Fire|NNP Control|NNP .|. 
-|: [|NN another|DT long|JJ pause|NN ]|NN 
Seaman|NNP :|: The|DT task|NN manager|NN says|VBZ that|IN Outlook|NNP Fire|NNP Control|NNP is|VBZ not|RB responding|VBG .|. 
Captain|NNP :|: Well|RB no|DT ****|NN .|. 
Tell|VB it|PRP to|TO '|POS end|NN task|NN '|'' .|. 
Seaman|NNP :|: Nothing|NN is|VBZ happening|VBG Sir|NNP .|. 
Captain|NNP :|: Try|VB '|POS CTRL-ALT-DELETE|NNP '|POS again|RB .|. 
Seaman|NNP :|: Aye|NNP Sir|NNP .|. 
-|: [|NN sounds|NNS of|IN frantic|JJ pecking|VBG on|IN keyboard|NN .|. ]|NN 
Seaman|NNP :|: Oooh|NNP !|. 
What|WP a|DT pretty|RB blue|JJ screen|NN !|. 
Captain|NNP :|: Holy|NNP ****|NN !|. 
Not|RB the|DT blue|JJ screen|NN of|IN dea|NN ....|. -|: 
[|NN KABLAM|NNP !!!!!|. -|: A|DT really|RB big|JJ explosion|NN .|. More|JJR screaming|VBG and|CC the|DT sound|NN of|IN rushing|VBG water|NN .|. ]|NN 
The|DT tape|NN ends|VBZ at|IN this|DT point|NN .|. 
During|IN the|DT weeklong|JJ rescue|NN effort|NN ,|, divers|NNS reported|VBD hearing|VBG tapping|VBG in|IN the|DT form|NN of|IN Morse|NNP code|NN coming|VBG from|IN survivors|NNS inside|IN the|DT damaged|JJ sub|NN .|. 
The|DT rescuers|NNS could|MD n't|RB understand|VB why|WRB a|DT group|NN of|IN men|NNS would|MD spend|VB the|DT last|NN of|IN their|PRP$ strength|NN tapping|VBG out|IN "|'' Windows|NNP Sucks|NNP "|'' in|IN Morse|NNP code|NN .|. 
The|DT tapes|NNS of|IN the|DT last|JJ moments|NNS of|IN the|DT Kursk|NNP may|MD offer|VB some|DT insight|NN into|IN this|DT .|. 

Army|NNP Training|NNP At|IN one|CD Army|NNP base|NN ,|, the|DT annual|JJ trip|NN to|TO the|DT rifle|NN range|NN had|VBD been|VBN canceled|VBN for|IN the|DT second|JJ year|NN in|IN a|DT row|NN ,|, but|CC the|DT semi-annual|JJ physical|JJ fitness|NN test|NN was|VBD still|RB on|IN as|IN planned|VBN .|. 
One|CD soldier|NN pondered|JJ ,|, "|'' Does|VBZ it|PRP bother|VBP anyone|NN here|RB that|IN the|DT Army|NNP does|VBZ n't|RB care|VB how|WRB well|RB we|PRP can|MD shoot|VB ,|, but|CC they|PRP seem|VBP to|TO be|VB extremely|RB interested|JJ in|IN how|WRB fast|RB we|PRP can|MD run|VB ?|. "|'' 

REDNECK|NNP COMPUTER|NNP TERMS|NNP BACKUP|NNP -|: What|WP you|PRP do|VBP when|WRB you|PRP run|VBP across|IN a|DT skunk|NN in|IN the|DT woods|NNS .|. 
BAR|NNP CODE|NNP -|: Them|NNP 's|VBZ the|DT fight|NN '|'' n|NN rules|NNS down|RB in|IN the|DT local|JJ tavern|NN .|. 
BUG|NNP -|: The|DT reason|NN you|PRP give|VBP for|IN calling|VBG in|IN sick|JJ .|. 
BYTE|NNP -|: What|WP your|PRP$ pit|NN bull|NN dun|NN to|TO cusin|NN Jethro|NNP .|. 
CACHE|NNP -|: Needed|NNP when|WRB you|PRP run|VBP out|IN of|IN food|NN stamps|NNS .|. 
CHIP|NNP -|: Pasture|NNP muffins|NNS that|IN you|PRP try|VBP not|RB to|TO step|VB in|IN .|. 
TERMINAL|NNP -|: Time|NNP to|TO call|VB the|DT undertaker|NN .|. 
CRASH|NNP -|: When|WRB you|PRP go|VBP to|TO Junior|NN 's|POS party|NN uninvited|JJ .|. 
DIGITAL|NNP -|: The|DT art|NN of|IN counting|VBG on|IN your|PRP$ fingers|NNS .|. 
DISKETTE|NNP -|: Female|NNP disco|NN dancer|NN .|. 
FAX|NNP -|: What|WP you|PRP lie|VBP about|IN to|TO the|DT IRS|NNP .|. 
HACKER|NNP -|: Uncle|NNP Leroy|NNP after|IN 32|CD years|NNS of|IN smoking|NN .|. 
HARDCOPY|NNP -|: Picture|NNP looked|VBD at|IN when|WRB selecting|VBG tattoos|NNS .|. 
INTERNET|NNP -|: Where|WRB cafeteria|NN workers|NNS put|VBP their|PRP$ hair|NN .|. 
KEYBOARD|NNP -|: Where|WRB you|PRP hang|VBP the|DT keys|NNS to|TO the|DT John|NNP Deere|NNP .|. 
MAC|NNP -|: Big|NNP Bubba|NNP 's|POS favorite|JJ fast|RB food|NN .|. 
MEGAHERTZ|NNP -|: How|WRB your|PRP$ head|NN feels|VBZ after|IN 17|CD beers|NNS .|. 
MODEM|NNP -|: What|WP ya|PRP did|VBD when|WRB the|DT grass|NN and|CC weeds|NNS got|VBD too|RB tall|JJ .|. 
MOUSE|NNP PAD|NNP -|: Where|WRB Mickey|NNP and|CC Minnie|NNP live|VBP .|. 
NETWORK|NNP -|: Scoop|NNP '|POS n|NN up|RP a|DT big|JJ fish|NN before|IN it|PRP breaks|VBZ the|DT line|NN .|. 
ONLINE|NNP -|: Where|WRB to|TO stay|VB when|WRB taking|VBG the|DT sobriety|NN test|NN .|. 
SCREEN|NNP -|: Helps|VBZ keep|VB the|DT Skeeters|NNP off|IN the|DT porch|NN .|. 
SERIAL|NNP PORT|NNP -|: A|DT red|JJ wine|NN you|PRP drink|VBP after|IN breakfast|NN .|. 
SUPERCONDUCTOR|NNP -|: AMTRAK|NNP 's|POS Employee|NNP of|IN the|DT Year|NN .|. 
SCSI|NNP -|: What|WP you|PRP call|VBP your|PRP$ week-old|JJ underwear|NN .|. 
ROM|NNP -|: Where|WRB the|DT Pope|NNP lives|NNS .|. 

