Scholastic|NNP Career|NNP A|DT little|JJ girl|NN had|VBD just|RB finished|VBN her|PRP$ first|JJ week|NN of|IN school|NN .|. 
"|'' I|PRP 'm|VBP wasting|VBG my|PRP$ time|NN ,|, "|'' she|PRP said|VBD to|TO her|PRP$ mother|NN .|. 
"|'' I|PRP ca|MD n't|RB read|VB ,|, I|PRP ca|MD n't|RB write|VB -|: and|CC they|PRP wo|MD n't|RB let|VB me|PRP talk|VBP !|. "|'' 

Perspective|NNP View|NNP "|'' A|DT Developer|NNP is|VBZ someone|NN who|WP wants|VBZ to|TO build|VB a|DT house|NN in|IN the|DT woods|NNS .|. 
An|DT environmentalist|NN is|VBZ someone|NN who|WP already|RB owns|VBZ a|DT house|NN in|IN the|DT woods|NNS .|. "|'' 
--|: Dennis|NNP Miller|NNP 

Dry|NNP Humor|NNP A|DT visitor|NN to|TO Texas|NNP once|RB asked|VBD ,|, "|'' Does|VBZ it|PRP ever|RB rain|NN out|IN here|RB ?|. "|'' 
A|DT rancher|NN quickly|RB answered|VBD ,|, "|'' Yes|UH ,|, it|PRP does|VBZ .|. "|'' 
"|'' When|WRB ?|. "|'' 
asked|VBD the|DT visitor|NN .|. 
"|'' Do|VBP you|PRP remember|VBP that|DT part|NN in|IN the|DT Bible|NNP where|WRB it|PRP rained|VBD for|IN 40|CD days|NNS and|CC 40|CD nights|NNS ?|. "|'' 
The|DT visitor|NN replied|VBD ,|, "|'' Yes|UH ,|, I|PRP 'm|VBP familiar|JJ with|IN the|DT account|NN of|IN Noah|NNP 's|POS flood|NN .|. "|'' 
"|'' Well|RB ,|, "|'' the|DT rancher|NN drawled|JJ ,|, "|'' we|PRP got|VBD nearly|RB half|PDT an|DT inch|NN that|DT year|NN .|. "|'' 

Entrepreneur|NNP A|DT newsboy|NN was|VBD standing|VBG on|IN the|DT corner|NN with|IN a|DT his|PRP$ papers|NNS ,|, yelling|VBG ,|, "|'' Read|NNP all|DT about|IN it|PRP .|. 
Fifty|NNP people|NNS swindled|VBN !|. 
Fifty|NNP people|NNS swindled|VBN !|. "|'' 
Curious|NNP ,|, a|DT man|NN walked|VBD over|IN ,|, bought|VBD a|DT paper|NN ,|, and|CC checked|VBD the|DT front|JJ page|NN .|. 
What|WP he|PRP saw|VBD was|VBD yesterday|NN 's|POS paper|NN .|. 
The|DT man|NN said|VBD ,|, "|'' Hey|NNP ,|, this|DT is|VBZ an|DT old|JJ paper|NN ,|, where|WRB 's|VBZ the|DT story|NN about|IN the|DT big|JJ swindle|NN ?|. "|'' 
The|DT newsboy|NN just|RB ignored|VBD him|PRP and|CC went|VBD on|IN calling|VBG out|IN ,|, "|'' Read|NNP all|DT about|IN it|PRP .|. 
Fifty-one|NNP people|NNS swindled|VBN !|. "|'' 

On|IN the|DT Blink|NNP ….|NN On|IN a|DT recent|JJ flight|NN ,|, an|DT elderly|JJ passenger|NN kept|VBD peering|VBG out|RP the|DT window|NN .|. 
Since|IN it|PRP was|VBD totally|RB dark|JJ ,|, all|DT she|PRP could|MD see|VB was|VBD the|DT blinking|RB wing-tip|JJ light|NN .|. 
Finally|RB ,|, she|PRP rang|VBD for|IN the|DT flight|NN attendant|NN .|. 
"|'' I|PRP 'm|VBP sorry|JJ to|TO bother|VB you|PRP ,|, "|'' she|PRP said|VBD ,|, "|'' but|CC I|PRP think|VBP you|PRP should|MD inform|VB the|DT pilot|NN that|IN his|PRP$ left-turn|JJ indicator|NN is|VBZ on|IN and|CC has|VBZ been|VBN for|IN some|DT time|NN .|. "|'' 

No|DT Bull|NNP After|IN much|JJ urging|VBG by|IN his|PRP$ wife|NN ,|, Uncle|NNP Joe|NNP applied|VBD for|IN work|NN on|IN a|DT farm|NN .|. 
The|DT foreman|NN decided|VBD to|TO give|VB him|PRP a|DT try|NN and|CC sent|VBD him|PRP to|TO milk|VB a|DT cow|NN ,|, equipping|VBG him|PRP with|IN a|DT stool|NN and|CC a|DT bucket|NN .|. 
An|DT hour|NN later|RB Uncle|NNP Joe|NNP returned|VBD dirty|JJ and|CC sweaty|JJ ,|, the|DT bucket|NN in|IN one|CD hand|NN and|CC the|DT broken|JJ stool|NN in|IN the|DT other|JJ .|. 
"|'' Extracting|NNP the|DT milk|NN was|VBD easy|JJ ,|, "|'' he|PRP explained|VBD .|. 
"|'' The|DT hard|JJ part|NN was|VBD getting|VBG the|DT cow|NN to|TO sit|VB down|RB on|IN that|DT darn|NN stool|NN !|. "|'' 

Universal|NNP Truth|NNP There|EX is|VBZ a|DT theory|NN which|WDT states|NNS that|IN if|IN anyone|NN ever|RB discovers|VBZ exactly|RB what|WP the|DT Universe|NNP is|VBZ for|IN and|CC why|WRB it|PRP is|VBZ here|RB ,|, it|PRP will|MD instantly|RB disappear|VB and|CC be|VB replaced|VBN by|IN something|NN even|RB more|RBR bizarre|JJ and|CC inexplicable|JJ .|. 
Then|RB there|EX is|VBZ a|DT second|JJ theory|NN ,|, which|WDT postulates|NNS that|IN this|DT has|VBZ already|RB happened|VBN .|. 

Bumper|NNP Sticker|NNP "|'' Metaphors|NNP be|VB with|IN you|PRP .|. "|'' 

Ergo|NNP …….|NN It|PRP 's|VBZ October|NNP ,|, and|CC an|DT Indian|JJ chief|JJ thinks|VBZ it|PRP 's|VBZ going|VBG to|TO be|VB a|DT cold|JJ winter|NN .|. 
So|IN he|PRP instructs|VBZ his|PRP$ tribe|NN to|TO collect|VB firewood|NN .|. 
To|TO double-check|JJ his|PRP$ prediction|NN ,|, the|DT chief|JJ calls|VBZ the|DT National|NNP Weather|NNP Service|NNP and|CC asks|VBZ a|DT meteorologist|NN if|IN the|DT winter|NN is|VBZ going|VBG to|TO be|VB a|DT cold|JJ one|CD .|. 
The|DT man|NN responds|VBZ ,|, "|'' According|VBG to|TO our|PRP$ indicators|NNS ,|, we|PRP think|VBP it|PRP might|MD .|. "|'' 
So|IN the|DT chief|JJ tells|VBZ his|PRP$ people|NNS to|TO find|VB extra|JJ wood|NN ,|, just|RB in|IN case|NN .|. 
A|DT week|NN later|RB he|PRP calls|VBZ the|DT National|NNP Weather|NNP Service|NNP again|RB ,|, and|CC they|PRP confirm|VBP that|IN a|DT harsh|JJ winter|NN is|VBZ headed|VBN their|PRP$ way|NN .|. 
The|DT chief|NN orders|NNS all|DT of|IN his|PRP$ people|NNS to|TO scavenge|NN every|DT scrap|NN of|IN wood|NN they|PRP can|MD .|. 
Two|CD weeks|NNS later|RB he|PRP calls|VBZ the|DT National|NNP Weather|NNP Service|NNP again|RB and|CC asks|VBZ ,|, "|'' Are|VBP you|PRP absolutely|RB sure|JJ this|DT winter|NN is|VBZ going|VBG to|TO be|VB very|RB cold|JJ ?|. "|'' 
"|'' Absolutely|RB ,|, "|'' the|DT man|NN replies|VBZ .|. 
"|'' The|DT Indians|NNPS are|VBP collecting|VBG wood|NN like|IN crazy|JJ .|. "|'' 

Plain|NNP truth|NN .|. "|'' The|DT child|NN had|VBD his|PRP$ mother|NN 's|POS eyes|NNS ,|, his|PRP$ mother|NN 's|POS nose|NN and|CC his|PRP$ mother|NN 's|POS mouth|NN .|. 
Which|WDT ,|, when|WRB you|PRP think|VBP about|IN it|PRP ,|, probably|RB left|VBD the|DT mother|NN looking|VBG quite|RB blank|JJ "|'' .|. 
(|( according|VBG to|TO Robert|NNP Benchley|NNP )|) 

Final|NNP Analysis|NNP When|WRB weeding|VBG ,|, the|DT best|JJS way|NN to|TO make|VB quite|RB that|IN sure|JJ you|PRP are|VBP removing|VBG a|DT weed|NN and|CC not|RB a|DT valuable|JJ plant|NN ,|, is|VBZ to|TO pull|VB on|IN it|PRP .|. 
If|IN it|PRP comes|VBZ out|IN of|IN the|DT ground|NN easily|RB ,|, it|PRP was|VBD not|RB a|DT weed|NN .|. 

Quotes|NNP ….|. "|'' I|PRP understand|VBP life|NN is|VBZ n't|RB fair|JJ ,|, but|CC why|WRB could|MD n't|RB it|PRP just|RB once|RB be|VB unfair|JJ in|IN my|PRP$ favor|NN ?|. "|'' 
(|( Christy|NNP Murphy|NNP )|) The|DT pen|NN is|VBZ mightier|NN than|IN the|DT sword|NN ,|, and|CC considerably|RB easier|JJR to|TO write|VB with|IN .|. "|'' 
(|( Marty|NNP Feldman|NNP )|) 

Well|RB ,|, well|RB …….|. A|DT couple|NN is|VBZ taking|VBG a|DT stroll|VB in|IN a|DT lovely|JJ meadow|NN when|WRB they|PRP come|VBP upon|IN a|DT wishing|VBG well|RB .|. 
The|DT woman|NN leans|VBZ over|IN ,|, makes|VBZ a|DT wish|NN ,|, and|CC throws|VBZ in|IN a|DT quarter|NN .|. 
Her|PRP$ husband|NN decides|VBZ he|PRP wants|VBZ to|TO make|VB a|DT wish|NN ,|, also|RB .|. 
Unfortunately|RB ,|, he|PRP leans|VBZ over|IN too|RB far|RB ,|, falls|VBZ down|RB into|IN the|DT well|NN .|. 
The|DT woman|NN stands|VBZ there|RB shaken|VBN for|IN a|DT moment|NN ,|, and|CC then|RB exclaims|VBZ ,|, "|'' Wow|UH ,|, it|PRP WORKS|NNP !|. "|'' 

A|DT Fine|NNP Story|NNP …..|NN Here|RB is|VBZ a|DT supposedly|RB true|JJ story|NN someone|NN found|VBD regarding|VBG exams|NNS at|IN Cambridge|NNP University|NNP .|. 
It|PRP seems|VBZ that|IN during|IN an|DT examination|NN one|CD day|NN a|DT bright|JJ young|JJ student|NN popped|JJ up|RB and|CC asked|VBD the|DT proctor|NN to|TO bring|VB him|PRP Cakes|NNP and|CC Ale|NNP .|. 
The|DT following|VBG dialog|NN ensued|VBD :|: Proctor|NNP :|: I|PRP beg|VB your|PRP$ pardon|NN ?|. 
Student|NNP :|: Sir|NNP ,|, I|PRP request|VBP that|IN you|PRP bring|VBP me|PRP Cakes|NNP and|CC Ale|NNP .|. 
Proctor|NNP :|: Sorry|JJ ,|, no|UH .|. 
Student|NNP :|: Sir|NNP ,|, I|PRP really|RB must|MD insist|VB .|. 
I|PRP request|VBP and|CC require|VB that|IN you|PRP bring|VBP me|PRP Cakes|NNP and|CC Ale|NNP .|. 
At|IN this|DT point|NN ,|, the|DT student|NN produced|VBD a|DT copy|NN of|IN the|DT four|CD hundred|CD year|NN old|JJ Laws|NNP of|IN Cambridge|NNP ,|, written|VBN in|IN Latin|NNP and|CC still|RB nominally|RB in|IN effect|NN ,|, and|CC pointed|VBD to|TO the|DT section|NN which|WDT read|VBP (|( roughly|RB translated|VBN )|) :|: "|'' Gentlemen|NNP sitting|VBG examinations|NNS may|MD request|VB and|CC require|VB Cakes|NNP and|CC Ale|NNP .|. "|'' 
Pepsi|NNP and|CC hamburgers|NNS were|VBD judged|VBN the|DT modern|JJ equivalent|NN ,|, and|CC the|DT student|NN sat|VBD there|RB ,|, writing|VBG his|PRP$ examination|NN and|CC happily|RB slurping|VBG away|RB .|. 
Three|CD weeks|NNS later|RB ,|, the|DT same|JJ student|NN was|VBD fined|VBN five|CD pounds|NNS for|IN not|RB wearing|VBG a|DT sword|NN to|TO the|DT examination|NN .|. 

Off|IN Key|NNP ….|. Two|CD keys|NNS hang|VBP in|IN the|DT undertaker|NN 's|POS office|NN -|: one|CD for|IN the|DT organ|NN in|IN the|DT chapel|NN ;|: the|DT other|JJ for|IN one|CD of|IN the|DT vehicles|NNS in|IN the|DT garage|NN .|. 
Two|CD small|JJ signs|NNS above|IN the|DT keys|NNS read|VBP "|'' Hymns|NNP "|'' and|CC "|'' Hearse|NNP .|. "|'' 

Great|NNP Shape|NNP You|PRP 're|VBP in|IN incredible|JJ shape|NN ,|, "|'' the|DT doctor|NN said|VBD .|. 
"|'' How|WRB old|JJ are|VBP you|PRP again|RB ?|. "|'' 
"|'' I|PRP am|VBP 78|CD .|. "|'' 
The|DT man|NN said|VBD .|. 
"|'' 78|CD !|. "|'' replied|VBD the|DT doctor|NN .|. 
"|'' How|WRB do|VBP you|PRP stay|VBP so|RB healthy|JJ ?|. 
You|PRP look|VBP like|IN a|DT 60|CD -|: year-old|JJ .|. "|'' 
"|'' Well|RB ,|, my|PRP$ wife|NN and|CC I|PRP made|VBD a|DT pact|NN when|WRB we|PRP got|VBD married|VBN that|IN whenever|WRB she|PRP got|VBD mad|JJ she|PRP would|MD go|VB into|IN the|DT kitchen|NN and|CC cool|VB off|RP and|CC I|PRP would|MD go|VB outside|IN for|IN a|DT walk|NN to|TO settle|VB down|RB .|. "|'' 
the|DT man|NN explained|VBD .|. 
"|'' What|WP does|VBZ that|WDT have|VB to|TO do|VB with|IN it|PRP ?|. "|'' 
asked|VBD the|DT doctor|NN .|. 
"|'' Well|RB ,|, I|PRP 've|VBP lived|VBN pretty|RB much|RB of|IN an|DT outdoor|JJ life|NN .|. "|'' 

Factor|NN X|NNP Noah|NNP opens|VBZ up|RP the|DT great|JJ front|JJ doors|NNS on|IN the|DT ark|NN and|CC let|VB all|PDT the|DT animals|NNS out|IN ,|, telling|VBG them|PRP to|TO "|'' Go|VB forth|RB and|CC multiply|VB .|. "|'' 
He|PRP 's|VBZ closing|NN them|PRP again|RB when|WRB he|PRP notices|NNS that|IN there|EX are|VBP two|CD snakes|NNS still|RB sitting|VBG in|IN a|DT dark|JJ corner|NN .|. 
So|IN he|PRP says|VBZ to|TO them|PRP ,|, "|'' Did|VBD n't|RB you|PRP hear|VBP me|PRP ?|. 
You|PRP can|MD go|VB now|RB .|. 
Go|VB forth|RB and|CC multiply|VB .|. "|'' 
"|'' Well|RB ,|, that|DT 's|VBZ just|RB it|PRP ,|, you|PRP see|VBP Mr|NNP Noah|NNP "|'' ,|, said|VBD the|DT snakes|NNS ,|, "|'' We|PRP ca|MD n't|RB ,|, because|IN we|PRP 're|VBP adders|NNS .|. "|'' 

Perfectly|NNP Reasonable|JJ Observations|NNP :|: If|IN your|PRP$ parents|NNS never|RB had|VBD children|NNS ,|, chances|NNS are|VBP ...|... neither|DT will|MD you|PRP .|. 
~|NN Dick|NNP Cavett|NNP My|PRP$ kids|NNS never|RB understood|VBN logic|NN .|. 
Both|DT of|IN them|PRP failed|VBD to|TO see|VB why|WRB they|PRP had|VBD to|TO go|VB to|TO bed|NN when|WRB I|PRP was|VBD tired|JJ .|. 
"|'' One|CD thing|NN about|IN the|DT speed|NN of|IN light|NN ...|... it|PRP gets|VBZ here|RB too|RB early|RB in|IN the|DT morning|NN .|. "|'' 
-|: Unknown|JJ My|PRP$ therapist|NN told|VBD me|PRP the|DT way|NN to|TO achieve|VB true|JJ inner|JJ peace|NN is|VBZ to|TO finish|VB what|WP I|PRP start|VBP .|. 
So|RB far|RB today|NN I|PRP have|VBP finished|VBN one|CD hamburger|NN ,|, a|DT cheese|NN pizza|NN and|CC 2|CD bags|NNS of|IN chips|NNS .|. 

I|PRP feel|VBP better|RBR already|RB .|. "|'' Never|RB try|VB to|TO teach|VB a|DT pig|NN to|TO sing|VB .|. 
It|PRP wastes|VBZ your|PRP$ time|NN and|CC it|PRP annoys|NNS the|DT pig|NN .|. "|'' 

PREGNANCY|NNP Q|NNP &|CC A|DT Q|NNP :|: Should|MD I|PRP have|VB a|DT baby|NN after|IN 35|CD ?|. 
A|DT :|: No|DT ,|, 35|CD children|NNS is|VBZ enough|RB .|. 
Q|NNP :|: I|PRP 'm|VBP two|CD months|NNS pregnant|JJ now|RB .|. 
When|WRB will|MD my|PRP$ baby|NN move|NN ?|. 
A|DT :|: With|IN any|DT luck|NN ,|, right|NN after|IN he|PRP finishes|VBZ college|NN .|. 
Q|NNP :|: What|WP is|VBZ the|DT most|RBS common|JJ pregnancy|NN craving|NN ?|. 
A|DT :|: For|IN men|NNS to|TO be|VB the|DT ones|NNS who|WP get|VBP pregnant|JJ .|. 
Q|NNP :|: What|WP is|VBZ the|DT most|RBS reliable|JJ method|NN to|TO determine|VB a|DT baby|NN 's|POS sex|NN ?|. 
A|DT :|: Childbirth|NNP .|. 
Q|NNP :|: The|DT more|RBR pregnant|JJ I|PRP get|VBP ,|, the|DT more|RBR often|RB strangers|NNS smile|VBP at|IN me|PRP .|. 
Why|WRB ?|. 
A|DT :|: 'Cause|IN you|PRP 're|VBP fatter|JJR than|IN they|PRP are|VBP .|. 
Q|NNP :|: My|PRP$ wife|NN is|VBZ five|CD months|NNS pregnant|JJ and|CC so|RB moody|NN that|IN sometimes|RB she|PRP 's|VBZ borderline|NN irrational|JJ .|. 
A|DT :|: So|RB what|WP 's|VBZ your|PRP$ question|NN ?|. 
Q|NNP :|: My|PRP$ childbirth|NN instructor|NN says|VBZ it|PRP 's|VBZ not|RB pain|NN I|PRP 'll|MD feel|VB during|IN labor|NN ,|, but|CC pressure|NN .|. 
Is|VBZ she|PRP right|NN ?|. 
A|DT :|: Yes|UH ,|, in|IN the|DT same|JJ kind|NN of|IN way|NN that|IN a|DT tornado|NN might|MD be|VB called|VBN an|DT air|NN current|JJ .|. 
Q|NNP :|: When|WRB is|VBZ the|DT best|JJS time|NN to|TO get|VB an|DT epidural|NN ?|. 
A|DT :|: Right|RB after|IN you|PRP find|VBP out|IN you|PRP 're|VBP pregnant|JJ .|. 
Q|NNP :|: Is|VBZ there|EX any|DT reason|NN I|PRP have|VBP to|TO be|VB in|IN the|DT delivery|NN room|NN while|IN my|PRP$ wife|NN is|VBZ in|IN labor|NN ?|. 
A|DT :|: Not|RB unless|IN the|DT word|NN "|'' alimony|NN "|'' means|VBZ anything|NN to|TO you|PRP .|. 
Q|NNP :|: Is|VBZ there|EX anything|NN I|PRP should|MD avoid|VB while|IN recovering|VBG from|IN childbirth|NN ?|. 
A|DT :|: Yes|UH ,|, pregnancy|NN .|. 
Q|NNP :|: Do|VBP I|PRP have|VB to|TO have|VB a|DT baby|NN shower|VB ?|. 
A|DT :|: Not|RB if|IN you|PRP change|VBP the|DT baby|NN 's|POS diaper|NN very|RB quickly|RB .|. 
Q|NNP :|: Our|PRP$ baby|NN was|VBD born|VBN last|JJ week|NN .|. 
When|WRB will|MD my|PRP$ wife|NN begin|VB to|TO feel|VB and|CC act|VB normal|JJ again|RB ?|. 
A|DT :|: When|WRB the|DT kids|NNS are|VBP in|IN college|NN .|. 

That|DT 's|VBZ Easy|NNP ……|. Fred|NNP and|CC Harry|NNP took|VBD their|PRP$ lunches|NNS into|IN the|DT local|JJ cafe|NN to|TO eat|VB .|. 
"|'' Hey|NNP !|. "|'' 
shouted|VBD the|DT proprietor|NN .|. 
"|'' You|PRP ca|MD n't|RB eat|VB your|PRP$ own|JJ food|NN in|IN here|RB !|. "|'' 
"|'' O|NNP -|: kay|NN ,|, "|'' said|VBD Fred|NNP ,|, and|CC they|PRP promptly|RB swapped|VBN their|PRP$ sandwiches|NNS .|. 

Liquid|NNP Lunch|NNP Having|VBG arrived|VBN at|IN the|DT edge|NN of|IN the|DT river|NN ,|, the|DT fisherman|NN soon|RB realized|VBD he|PRP had|VBD forgotten|VBN to|TO bring|VB any|DT bait|NN .|. 
Just|RB then|RB he|PRP happened|VBD to|TO see|VB a|DT little|JJ snake|NN passing|VBG by|IN who|WP had|VBD caught|VBN a|DT worm|NN .|. 
The|DT fisherman|NN snatched|VBN up|RP the|DT snake|NN and|CC robbed|VBN him|PRP of|IN his|PRP$ worm|NN .|. 
Feeling|VBG sorry|JJ for|IN the|DT little|JJ snake|NN with|IN no|DT lunch|NN ,|, he|PRP snatched|VBD him|PRP up|RP again|RB and|CC poured|VBD a|DT little|JJ beer|NN down|RP his|PRP$ throat|NN and|CC went|VBD about|IN his|PRP$ fishing|NN .|. 
An|DT hour|NN or|CC so|RB later|RB the|DT fisherman|NN felt|VBD a|DT tug|NN at|IN his|PRP$ pant|NN leg|NN .|. 
Looking|VBG down|RB ,|, he|PRP saw|VBD the|DT same|JJ little|JJ snake|NN had|VBD come|VBN back|RB with|IN three|CD more|JJR worms|NNS .|. 
May|NNP be|VB Sung|NNP to|TO '|POS The|DT Sound|NNP of|IN Music|NNP '|POS .|. 
DOH|NNP RE|NNP MI|NNP BEER|NN ,|, by|IN Homer|NNP J.|NN Simpson|NNP .|. 
DOUGH|NNP ...|... the|DT stuff|NN ...|... that|WDT buys|VBZ me|PRP beer|NN ...|... 
RAY|NNP .....|. the|DT guy|NN that|WDT sells|VBZ me|PRP beer|NN ...|... 
ME|NNP ......|. the|DT guy|NN ...|... who|WP drinks|NNS the|DT beer|NN ,|, FAR|RB .....|. the|DT distance|NN to|TO my|PRP$ beer|NN 
SO|NNP ......|. I|PRP think|VBP I|PRP 'll|MD have|VB a|DT beer|NN ...|... 
LA|NNP ......|. La|NNP la|FW la|FW la|FW la|FW la|FW beer|NN 
TEA|NNP .....|. no|DT thanks|NNS ,|, I|PRP 'm|VBP drinking|NN beer|NN ...|... 
That|DT will|MD bring|VB us|PRP back|RB to|TO ...|... 
(|( Looks|NNP into|IN an|DT empty|JJ glass|NN )|) 
D|NNP '|POS OH|NNP !|. 

You|PRP 've|VBP got|VBN to|TO be|VB quick|JJ ….|. "|'' My|PRP$ mother|NN buried|VBD three|CD husbands|NNS ,|, and|CC two|CD of|IN them|PRP were|VBD just|RB napping|VBG .|. "|'' 
--|: Rita|NNP Rudner|NNP 

Dusty|NNP Answer|NNP …|NN "|'' The|DT day|NN I|PRP worry|VBP about|IN cleaning|VBG my|PRP$ house|NN is|VBZ the|DT day|NN they|PRP come|VBP out|IN with|IN a|NNP '|POS ride|NN on|IN '|POS vacuum|NN cleaner|JJR .|. "|'' 

The|DT Thief|NN A|DT man|NN was|VBD in|IN the|DT habit|NN of|IN carrying|VBG an|DT umbrella|NN wherever|WRB he|PRP went|VBD .|. 
Unfortunately|RB he|PRP broke|VBD his|PRP$ last|JJ good|JJ one|CD .|. 
Looking|VBG at|IN the|DT six|CD useless|JJ umbrellas|NNS in|IN his|PRP$ umbrella|NN stand|NN he|PRP decided|VBD to|TO take|VB them|PRP all|DT in|IN and|CC have|VBP them|PRP repaired|VBD .|. 
On|IN the|DT bus|NN on|IN the|DT way|NN home|NN he|PRP picked|VBD up|RP the|DT umbrella|NN of|IN the|DT woman|NN sitting|VBG next|JJ to|TO him|PRP ,|, purely|RB out|IN of|IN habit|NN .|. 
She|PRP immediately|RB cried|JJ ,|, "|'' Stop|NNP ,|, thief|NN !|. "|'' 
and|CC he|PRP surrendered|VBD the|DT umbrella|NN and|CC got|VBD off|IN the|DT bus|NN much|JJ embarrassed|JJ .|. 
The|DT next|JJ week|NN he|PRP went|VBD to|TO pick|VB up|RP his|PRP$ merchandise|NN and|CC when|WRB he|PRP got|VBD on|IN the|DT bus|NN with|IN the|DT six|CD umbrellas|NNS under|IN his|PRP$ arm|NN he|PRP just|RB so|RB happened|VBD to|TO sit|VB next|JJ to|TO the|DT very|RB same|JJ woman|NN .|. 
She|PRP gave|VBD him|PRP an|DT icy|NN stare|VBP and|CC said|VBN ,|, "|'' Had|VBD a|DT good|JJ day|NN ,|, huh|NN ?|. "|'' 

Second|NNP Opinion|NNP ….|. A|DT man|NN brought|VBD a|DT very|RB limp|JJ dog|NN into|IN the|DT veterinary|JJ clinic|NN .|. 
As|IN he|PRP lay|VBP the|DT dog|NN on|IN the|DT table|NN ,|, the|DT doctor|NN pulled|VBD out|RP his|PRP$ stethoscope|NN ,|, placing|VBG the|DT receptor|NN on|IN the|DT dog|NN 's|POS chest|NN .|. 
After|IN a|DT moment|NN or|CC two|CD ,|, the|DT vet|NN shook|VBD his|PRP$ head|NN sadly|RB and|CC said|VBD ,|, "|'' I|PRP 'm|VBP sorry|JJ ,|, but|CC your|PRP$ dog|NN has|VBZ passed|VBN away|RB "|'' .|. 
"|'' What|WP ?|. "|'' 
,|, screamed|VBD the|DT man|NN ,|, "|'' How|WRB can|MD you|PRP tell|VB ?|. 
You|PRP have|VBP n't|RB done|VBN any|DT testing|NN on|IN him|PRP or|CC anything|NN .|. 
I|PRP want|VBP another|DT opinion|NN !|. "|'' 
With|IN that|DT ,|, the|DT vet|NN turned|VBD and|CC left|VBD the|DT room|NN .|. 
In|IN a|DT few|JJ moments|NNS ,|, he|PRP returned|VBD with|IN a|DT Labrador|NNP Retriever|NNP .|. 
The|DT Retriever|NNP went|VBD right|NN to|TO work|VB ,|, checking|VBG the|DT poor|JJ dead|JJ dog|NN out|IN thoroughly|RB .|. 
After|IN a|DT considerable|JJ amount|NN of|IN sniffing|VBG ,|, The|DT Retriever|NNP sadly|RB shook|VBD its|PRP$ head|NN and|CC barked|JJ .|. 
The|DT veterinarian|NN then|RB took|VBD the|DT Labrador|NNP out|IN and|CC returned|VBD in|IN a|DT few|JJ moments|NNS with|IN a|DT cat|NN ,|, who|WP also|RB checked|VBN out|RP the|DT poor|JJ dog|NN on|IN the|DT table|NN .|. 
As|IN had|VBD its|PRP$ predecessors|NNS ,|, the|DT cat|NN sadly|RB shook|VBD its|PRP$ head|NN and|CC meowed|JJ .|. 
It|PRP then|RB jumped|VBD off|IN the|DT table|NN and|CC ran|VBD out|IN of|IN the|DT room|NN .|. 
The|DT veterinarian|NN handed|VBD the|DT man|NN a|DT bill|NN for|IN 600|CD dollars|NNS .|. 
The|DT dog|NN 's|POS owner|NN went|VBD berserk|NN .|. 
"|'' 600|CD dollars|NNS !|. 
Just|RB to|TO tell|VB me|PRP my|PRP$ dog|NN is|VBZ dead|VBN ?|. 
This|DT is|VBZ outrageous|JJ !|. "|'' 
The|DT vet|NN shook|VBD his|PRP$ head|NN sadly|RB and|CC explained|VBD .|. 
"|'' If|IN you|PRP had|VBD taken|VBN my|PRP$ word|NN or|CC it|PRP ,|, it|PRP would|MD have|VB been|VBN 50|CD dollars|NNS ,|, but|CC you|PRP insisted|VBD on|IN the|DT Lab|NNP report|NN and|CC the|DT Cat|NNP scan|VB .....|. "|'' 

Same|JJ on|IN the|DT other|JJ side|NN ,|, but|CC different|JJ .|. A|DT Tibetan|NNP housewife|NN smelled|VBD something|NN burning|NN in|IN the|DT kitchen|NN .|. 
When|WRB she|PRP rushed|VBD in|IN and|CC saw|VBD smoke|NN pouring|VBG out|IN of|IN the|DT oven|NN she|PRP cried|JJ out|IN ,|, "|'' Oh|UH ,|, my|PRP$ baking|VBG yak|NN !|. "|'' 

A|DT Line|NNP Joke|NNP "|'' According|VBG to|TO a|DT recent|JJ report|NN ,|, this|DT years|NNS airline|NN passengers|NNS have|VBP been|VBN subject|JJ to|TO longer|JJR delays|NNS and|CC ruder|NN service|NN than|IN ever|RB before|RB .|. 
When|WRB interviewed|VBN about|IN this|DT ,|, a|DT spokesperson|NN for|IN the|DT airlines|NNS said|VBD ,|, '|'' Shut|NNP up|RB and|CC get|VB back|RB in|IN line|NN !|. '|POS 
--|: Conan|NNP O|NNP '|POS Brien|NNP The|DT Price|NNP of|IN Fame|NNP …..|. 
The|DT doctor|NN took|VBD his|PRP$ patient|NN into|IN a|DT room|NN and|CC said|VBD ,|, "|'' I|PRP have|VBP some|DT good|JJ news|NN and|CC some|DT bad|JJ news|NN .|. "|'' 
The|DT patient|NN said|VBD ,|, "|'' Please|VB give|VB me|PRP the|DT good|JJ news|NN first|RB .|. "|'' 
"|'' They|PRP 're|VBP going|VBG to|TO name|VB a|DT disease|NN after|IN you|PRP .|. "|'' 

Today|NN 's|POS Joke|NNP -|: Q.|NN What|WP 's|VBZ black|JJ and|CC blue|JJ ,|, and|CC floats|VBZ in|IN the|DT Irish|JJ sea|NN ?|. 
A.|NN The|DT Englishman|NNP who|WP told|VBD one|CD too|RB many|JJ Irish|NNP Jokes|NNP .........|. 

A|DT classic|JJ tale|NN .|. This|DT is|VBZ a|DT bricklayer|NN 's|POS accident|NN report|NN ,|, which|WDT was|VBD printed|VBN in|IN the|DT newsletter|NN of|IN the|DT British|JJ equivalent|NN of|IN the|DT Workers|NNPS '|POS Compensation|NNP Board|NNP .|. 
This|DT is|VBZ the|DT true|JJ story|NN .|. 
Had|VBD this|DT guy|NN died|VBD ,|, he|PRP 'd|MD have|VB received|VBN a|DT Darwin|NNP Award|NNP for|IN sure|JJ ...|... 

Dear|RB Sir|NNP I|PRP am|VBP writing|VBG in|IN response|NN to|TO your|PRP$ request|NN for|IN additional|JJ information|NN in|IN Block|NNP 3|CD of|IN the|DT accident|NN report|NN form|NN .|. 
I|PRP put|VBP "|'' Poor|NNP planning|NN "|'' as|IN the|DT cause|NN of|IN my|PRP$ accident|NN .|. 
You|PRP asked|VBD for|IN a|DT fuller|JJR explanation|NN and|CC I|PRP trust|VBP the|DT following|VBG details|NNS will|MD be|VB sufficient|JJ .|. 
am|VBP a|DT bricklayer|NN by|IN trade|NN .|. 
On|IN the|DT day|NN of|IN the|DT accident|NN ,|, I|PRP was|VBD working|VBG alone|RB on|IN the|DT roof|NN of|IN a|DT new|JJ six-storey|JJ building|NN .|. 
When|WRB I|PRP completed|VBD my|PRP$ work|NN ,|, I|PRP found|VBD I|PRP had|VBD some|DT bricks|NNS left|VBN over|IN ,|, which|WDT ,|, when|WRB weighed|VBD later|RB ,|, were|VBD found|VBN to|TO be|VB slightly|RB in|IN excess|NN of|IN 500|CD lbs.|NN 
Rather|RB than|IN carry|VB the|DT bricks|NNS down|RB by|IN hand|NN ,|, I|PRP decided|VBD to|TO lower|JJR them|PRP in|IN a|DT barrel|NN by|IN using|VBG a|DT pulley|NN ,|, which|WDT was|VBD attached|VBN to|TO the|DT side|NN of|IN the|DT building|NN on|IN the|DT sixth|JJ floor|NN .|. 
Securing|NNP the|DT rope|NN at|IN ground|NN level|NN ,|, I|PRP went|VBD up|IN to|TO the|DT roof|NN ,|, I|PRP swung|VBD the|DT barrel|NN out|IN and|CC loaded|VBD the|DT bricks|NNS into|IN it|PRP .|. 
Then|RB I|PRP went|VBD down|RB and|CC untied|JJ the|DT rope|NN ,|, holding|VBG it|PRP tightly|RB to|TO ensure|VB a|DT slow|JJ descent|NN of|IN the|DT bricks|NNS .|. 
You|PRP will|MD note|VB in|IN Block|NNP 11|CD of|IN the|DT accident|NN report|NN form|NN that|IN I|PRP weigh|VBP 135|CD lbs.|NN 
Due|JJ to|TO my|PRP$ surprise|NN at|IN being|VBG jerked|VBN off|IN the|DT ground|NN so|RB suddenly|RB ,|, I|PRP lost|VBD my|PRP$ presence|NN of|IN mind|NN and|CC forgot|VBN to|TO let|VB go|NN of|IN the|DT rope|NN .|. 
Needless|JJ to|TO say|VB ,|, I|PRP proceeded|VBD at|IN a|DT rapid|JJ rate|NN up|RP the|DT side|NN of|IN the|DT building|NN .|. 
In|IN the|DT vicinity|NN of|IN the|DT third|JJ floor|NN ,|, I|PRP met|VBD the|DT barrel|NN which|WDT was|VBD now|RB proceeding|VBG downward|JJ at|IN an|DT equally|RB impressive|JJ speed|NN .|. 
This|DT explains|VBZ the|DT fractured|JJ skull|NN ,|, minor|JJ abrasions|NNS and|CC the|DT broken|JJ collarbone|NN ,|, as|IN listed|VBN in|IN Section|NN 3|CD of|IN the|DT accident|NN report|NN form|NN .|. 
Slowed|NNP only|RB slightly|RB ,|, I|PRP continued|VBD my|PRP$ rapid|JJ ascent|NN ,|, not|RB stopping|VBG until|IN the|DT fingers|NNS of|IN my|PRP$ right|JJ hand|NN were|VBD two|CD knuckles|NNS deep|JJ into|IN the|DT pulley|NN .|. 
Fortunately|RB by|IN this|DT time|NN I|PRP had|VBD regained|VBN my|PRP$ presence|NN of|IN mind|NN and|CC was|VBD able|JJ to|TO hold|VB tightly|RB to|TO the|DT rope|NN ,|, in|IN spite|NN of|IN the|DT excruciating|VBG pain|NN I|PRP was|VBD now|RB beginning|VBG to|TO experience|VB .|. 
At|IN approximately|RB the|DT same|JJ time|NN ,|, however|RB ,|, the|DT barrel|NN of|IN bricks|NNS hit|VBD the|DT ground|NN and|CC the|DT bottom|NN fell|VBD out|IN of|IN the|DT barrel|NN .|. 
Now|RB devoid|JJ of|IN the|DT weight|NN of|IN the|DT bricks|NNS ,|, that|DT barrel|NN weighed|VBD approximately|RB 50|CD lbs.|NN 
I|PRP refer|VBP you|PRP again|RB to|TO my|PRP$ weight|NN .|. 
As|IN you|PRP might|MD imagine|VB ,|, I|PRP began|VBD a|DT rapid|JJ descent|NN ,|, down|RP the|DT side|NN of|IN the|DT building|NN .|. 
In|IN the|DT vicinity|NN of|IN the|DT third|JJ floor|NN ,|, I|PRP met|VBD the|DT barrel|NN coming|VBG up|RP .|. 
This|DT accounts|NNS for|IN the|DT two|CD fractured|JJ ankles|NNS ,|, broken|VBN tooth|NN and|CC severe|JJ lacerations|NNS of|IN my|PRP$ legs|NNS and|CC lower|JJR body|NN .|. 
Here|RB my|PRP$ luck|NN began|VBD to|TO change|VB slightly|RB .|. 
The|DT encounter|NN with|IN the|DT barrel|NN seemed|VBD to|TO slow|VB me|PRP enough|RB to|TO lessen|VB my|PRP$ injuries|NNS when|WRB I|PRP fell|VBD into|IN the|DT pile|NN of|IN bricks|NNS and|CC fortunately|RB only|RB three|CD vertebrae|NN were|VBD cracked|VBN .|. 
I|PRP am|VBP sorry|JJ to|TO report|VB ,|, however|RB ,|, as|IN I|PRP lay|VBP there|RB on|IN the|DT pile|NN of|IN bricks|NNS ,|, in|IN pain|NN ,|, unable|JJ to|TO move|VB ,|, I|PRP again|RB lost|VBD my|PRP$ composure|NN and|CC presence|NN of|IN mind|NN and|CC let|VB go|NN of|IN the|DT rope|NN and|CC I|PRP had|VBD to|TO lay|VB there|EX watching|VBG the|DT empty|JJ barrel|NN begin|VB its|PRP$ journey|NN back|RB down|RB onto|IN me|PRP .|. 
This|DT explains|VBZ the|DT two|CD broken|VBN legs|NNS .|. 
I|PRP hope|VBP this|DT answers|VBZ your|PRP$ inquiry|NN .|. 

Deep|JJ thoughts|NNS from|IN comedian|NN Steven|NNP Wright|NNP .......|. A|DT bus|NN station|NN is|VBZ where|WRB a|DT bus|NN stops|VBZ .|. 
A|DT train|NN station|NN is|VBZ where|WRB a|DT Train|NNP stops|VBZ .|. 
On|IN my|PRP$ desk|NN ,|, I|PRP have|VBP a|DT work|NN station|NN .|. 
If|IN Fed|NNP Ex|NNP and|CC UPS|NNP were|VBD to|TO merge|VB ,|, would|MD they|PRP call|VBP it|PRP Fed|NNP UP|RP ?|. 
If|IN quitters|NNS never|RB win|VBP ,|, and|CC winners|NNS never|RB quit|VBD ,|, what|WP fool|NN came|VBD up|RB with|IN ,|, "|'' Quit|NNP while|IN you|PRP 're|VBP ahead|RB "|'' ?|. 
Do|VBP Lipton|NNP employees|NNS take|VBP coffee|NN breaks|NNS ?|. 
What|WP hair|NN color|NN do|VBP they|PRP put|VBP on|IN the|DT driver|NN 's|POS licenses|NNS of|IN bald|JJ men|NNS ?|. 
I|PRP was|VBD thinking|VBG about|IN how|WRB people|NNS seem|VBP to|TO read|VB the|DT Bible|NNP a|DT whole|JJ lot|NN more|JJR as|IN they|PRP get|VBP older|JJR ,|, then|RB it|PRP dawned|JJ on|IN me|PRP ...|... 
they|PRP were|VBD cramming|VBG for|IN their|PRP$ finals|NNS ...|... 
I|PRP thought|VBD about|IN how|WRB mothers|NNS feed|VBP their|PRP$ babies|NNS with|IN little|RB tiny|JJ spoons|NNS and|CC forks|NNS ,|, so|IN I|PRP wonder|VBP what|WP Chinese|JJ mothers|NNS use|VBP .|. 
Toothpicks|NNP ?|. 
Why|WRB do|VBP they|PRP put|VBP pictures|NNS of|IN criminals|NNS up|RB in|IN the|DT Post|NNP Office|NNP ?|. 
What|WP are|VBP we|PRP supposed|VBD to|TO do|VB . . .|... write|VB to|TO these|DT men|NNS ?|. 
Why|WRB do|VBP n't|RB they|PRP just|RB put|VBP their|PRP$ pictures|NNS on|IN the|DT postage|NN stamps|NNS so|IN the|DT mailmen|NNS could|MD look|VB for|IN them|PRP while|IN they|PRP delivered|VBD the|DT mail|NN ?|. 
How|WRB much|RB deeper|JJR would|MD oceans|NNS be|VB if|IN sponges|NNS did|VBD n't|RB live|VB there|RB ?|. 
If|IN it|PRP 's|VBZ true|JJ that|IN we|PRP are|VBP here|RB to|TO help|VB others|NNS ,|, then|RB what|WP exactly|RB are|VBP the|DT OTHERS|NNP here|RB for|RP ?|. 
Clones|NNP are|VBP people|NNS two|CD .|. 
If|IN you|PRP ca|MD n't|RB be|VB kind|NN ,|, at|IN least|JJS have|VBP the|DT decency|NN to|TO be|VB vague|JJ .|. 
Ever|RB wonder|VBP what|WP the|DT speed|NN of|IN lightning|NN would|MD be|VB if|IN it|PRP did|VBD n't|RB zigzag|NN ?|. 
I|PRP went|VBD for|IN a|DT walk|NN last|JJ night|NN and|CC my|PRP$ kids|NNS asked|VBD me|PRP how|WRB long|JJ I|PRP 'd|MD be|VB gone|VBN .|. 
I|PRP said|VBD ,|, "|'' The|DT whole|JJ time|NN .|. "|'' 
So|RB what|WP 's|VBZ the|DT speed|NN of|IN dark|NN ?|. 
After|IN eating|VBG ,|, do|VBP amphibians|NNS need|VBP to|TO wait|VB an|DT hour|NN before|IN getting|VBG OUT|NNP of|IN the|DT water|NN ?|. 
If|IN you|PRP 're|VBP sending|VBG someone|NN some|DT Styrofoam|NNP ,|, what|WP do|VBP you|PRP pack|VBP it|PRP in|RP ?|. 
I|PRP just|RB got|VBD skylights|NNS put|VBP in|IN my|PRP$ place|NN .|. 
The|DT people|NNS who|WP live|VBP above|IN me|PRP are|VBP furious|JJ .|. 
Is|VBZ it|PRP true|JJ that|IN cannibals|NNS do|VBP n't|RB eat|VB clowns|NNS because|IN they|PRP taste|VBP funny|JJ ?|. 
Is|VBZ n't|RB Disney|NNP World|NNP a|DT people|NNS trap|NN operated|VBN by|IN a|DT mouse|NN ?|. 
Since|IN light|JJ travels|VBZ faster|RBR than|IN sound|NN ,|, is|VBZ n't|RB that|IN why|WRB some|DT people|NNS appear|VBP bright|JJ until|IN you|PRP hear|VBP them|PRP speak|VB ?|. 
How|WRB come|VB abbreviated|JJ is|VBZ such|JJ a|DT long|JJ word|NN ?|. 
If|IN you|PRP take|VBP an|DT Chinese|JJ person|NN ,|, close|VB his|PRP$ eyes|NNS and|CC spin|VB him|PRP around|IN several|JJ times|NNS ,|, does|VBZ he|PRP become|VBP disoriented|JJ ?|. 

Deer|NNS Tracks|NNP There|EX was|VBD a|DT Mexican|JJ ,|, Indian|JJ ,|, and|CC an|DT Aggi|NNP .|. 
They|PRP were|VBD all|DT out|IN camping|VBG ,|, when|WRB the|DT Indian|JJ said|VBD "|'' Me|PRP hungry|JJ me|PRP go|VBP find|VB food|NN .|. "|'' 
So|IN he|PRP heads|VBZ out|RP .|. 
Later|RB that|DT night|NN he|PRP comes|VBZ back|RB with|IN a|DT deer|NNS on|IN his|PRP$ shoulder|NN .|. 
The|DT Mexican|JJ says|VBZ ,|, "|'' How|WRB you|PRP catch|VBP deer|NNS ?|. "|'' 
The|DT Indian|JJ replied|VBD ,|, "|'' Me|PRP be|VB very|RB ,|, very|RB quiet|JJ ,|, Me|PRP follow|VBP tracts|NNS ,|, me|PRP shot|VBD ,|, me|PRP catch|VBP deer|NNS .|. "|'' 
So|IN the|DT next|JJ day|NN the|DT Mexican|JJ went|VBD out|IN he|PRP also|RB returned|VBD later|RB that|DT night|NN with|IN a|DT deer|NNS on|IN his|PRP$ shoulder|NN too|RB .|. 
The|DT Aggi|NNP said|VBD ,|, "|'' How|WRB did|VBD you|PRP catch|VBP that|IN deer|NNS ?|. "|'' 
The|DT Mexican|JJ said|VBD ,|, "|'' Me|PRP be|VB very|RB ,|, very|RB quiet|JJ ,|, me|PRP follow|VBP tracts|NNS ,|, me|PRP shot|VBD ,|, me|PRP catch|VBP deer|NNS .|. "|'' 
So|IN the|DT next|JJ day|NN the|DT Aggi|NNP went|VBD out|RP .|. 
He|PRP returned|VBD the|DT following|VBG day|NN all|DT black|JJ and|CC blue|JJ .|. 
The|DT Indian|JJ asked|VBD ,|, "|'' What|WP happen|VB ?|. "|'' 
The|DT Aggi|NNP replied|VBD ,|, "|'' Me|PRP be|VB very|RB ,|, very|RB quiet|JJ ,|, me|PRP follow|VBP tracts|NNS ,|, me|PRP shot|VBD ,|, me|PRP get|VBP hit|VBN by|IN train|NN ...|... "|'' 

My|PRP$ Goldfish|NNP Died|VBD Little|NNP Tim|NNP was|VBD in|IN the|DT garden|NN filling|VBG in|IN a|DT hole|NN when|WRB his|PRP$ neighbor|NN peered|JJ over|IN the|DT fence|NN .|. 
Interested|NNP in|IN what|WP the|DT cheeky-faced|JJ youngster|NN was|VBD up|IN to|TO ,|, he|PRP politely|RB asked|VBD ,|, "|'' What|WP are|VBP you|PRP up|RP to|TO there|RB ,|, Tim|NNP ?|. "|'' 
"|'' My|PRP$ goldfish|NN died|VBD ,|, "|'' replied|VBD Tim|NNP tearfully|RB ,|, without|IN looking|VBG up|RP ,|, "|'' and|CC I|PRP 've|VBP just|RB buried|VBD him|PRP .|. "|'' 
The|DT neighbor|NN was|VBD concerned|VBN ,|, "|'' That|DT 's|VBZ an|DT awfully|RB big|JJ hole|NN for|IN a|DT goldfish|NN ,|, is|VBZ n't|RB it|PRP ?|. "|'' 
Tim|NNP patted|JJ down|RP the|DT last|JJ heap|NN of|IN earth|NN then|RB replied|VBD ,|, "|'' That|DT 's|VBZ because|IN he|PRP 's|VBZ inside|IN your|PRP$ stupid|JJ cat|NN .|. "|'' 

Ups|NNP and|CC downs|NNS A|DT man|NN is|VBZ driving|VBG up|RP a|DT steep|JJ ,|, narrow|JJ mountain|NN road|NN .|. 
A|DT woman|NN is|VBZ driving|VBG down|RP the|DT same|JJ road|NN .|. 
As|IN they|PRP pass|VBP each|DT other|JJ ,|, the|DT woman|NN leans|VBZ out|RP the|DT window|NN and|CC yells|VBZ ,|, "|'' PIG|NNP "|'' !|. 
The|DT man|NN immediately|RB leans|VBZ out|RP his|PRP$ window|NN and|CC offers|VBZ a|DT suggestion|NN of|IN his|PRP$ own|JJ .|. 
They|PRP each|DT continue|VB on|IN their|PRP$ way|NN ,|, and|CC as|IN the|DT man|NN rounds|NNS the|DT next|JJ corner|NN he|PRP slams|NNS into|IN the|DT pig|NN in|IN the|DT middle|NN of|IN the|DT road|NN .|. 

Sum|NNP it|PRP up|RP this|DT way|NN ….|. Why|WRB am|VBP I|PRP frowning|VBG ?|. 
It|PRP takes|VBZ 42|CD muscles|NNS to|TO frown|NN and|CC only|RB 17|CD to|TO smile|NN and|CC I|PRP need|VBP the|DT exercise|NN !|. 

How|WRB 's|VBZ That|DT Again|RB ?|. ?|. "|'' If|IN you|PRP 've|VBP enjoyed|VBN watching|VBG this|DT program|NN just|RB half|NN as|RB much|JJ as|IN we|PRP 've|VBP enjoyed|VBN doing|VBG it|PRP ,|, then|RB we|PRP 've|VBP enjoyed|VBN it|PRP twice|RB as|RB much|JJ as|IN you|PRP .|. "|'' 
--|: Michael|NNP Palin|NNP ,|, Monty|NNP Python|NNP 's|POS Flying|NNP Circus|NNP 

